#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Battleship Opens Worse Than John Carter

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I like to pretend that I'm smart and that I can predict what people are going to do, but of course I can't, and almost every day shows me new ways that I can still be surprised by people's stupidity.

#.lol

Avengers averages more per screen than Miley Cyrus' LOL's entire gross

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Even before Miley Cyrus's LOL hit theaters this weekend, people were preparing for a bomb.

TOWER HEIST

The 15 Biggest Flops of 2011

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And now for your daily dose of easy Schadenfreude, the top 15 flops of 2011.

VALENTINE'S DAY

Nobody Wanted To Watch ‘New Year’s Eve’

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This weekend marked the worst overall box office gross since September 19, 2008, as Americans only spent $67.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Average Audience for Bucky Larson Screenings Was 8 People

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Steven Soderbergh's Contagion led all others at the box office over the weekend, knocking off The Help for the first time in three weeks, proving that the only thing America loves more than a hot white chick curing racism (THAT MAID'S CHANGIN' YER LAAHFE) is watching Gwyneth Paltrow succumb to a mysterious disease (check out the new goop.

YOUR HIGHNESS

The Top 10 Floppiest Flops of 2011

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Reuters/Hollywood Reporter released their list of cinema's biggest bombs of 2011 so far (based on production budget {not including marketing} minus worldwide gross).

#tracy morgan

Channing Tatum Has A Bomb, Mustache

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Troubling news out of Sundance today, friends.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Ouch. MacGruber gross less than half of ‘Letters to Juliet’.

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Macgruber mounted a big marketing push over the weekend, with ubiquitous internet ads and some viralĀ  sites that I thought were actually pretty funny.

TRYING IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS FAILING

STORY OF THE WORST BOMB EVER

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Now that the dust has settled on the weekend's box office, Delgo (trailer here) has officially locked up the worst opening ever for a film in wide release.

Speed Racer

SPEED RACER UPGRADED TO SH!TSTORM

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The box office figures I posted yesterday were based on studio estimates.


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