Posts Tagged: BONERS

A Christmas Carol

Someone Improved 'A Christmas Carol' By Making It About Scrooge's Massive Boner

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Because there aren't nearly enough references to Scrooge's massive erection in "A Christmas Carol," here's "A Christmas Boner."

assholes

A 12-Year Old Girl Can't Play Football Because Boys Get Boners, And Also The Bible

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Maddy Blythe is a 12-year old girl who loves football and attends a Christian private school in Georgia.

frozen boners

Man’s Boner Freezes From Drunken Sex With A Snowman

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If it snowed in Florida this would happen ALL THE TIME. There'd be frozen boners EVERYWHERE.

Henrik Rummel

Reddit Mistakes Olympic Rower’s Huge Flaccid Penis For A Boner

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Someone posted the photo above of an Olympic rower sporting an apparent boner during a medal ceremony to Reddit yesterday afternoon under the headline, "One US rower was particularly excited by his Bronze medal..."

BONERS

Germany Is Super Weird

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Well, I wasn't expecting to see THIS today: a German kids channel instructs boys in the art of hiding an erection (amazing video below).

BONERS

FIRST REVIEWS OF HBO’S ‘THE PACIFIC’

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Bill Murray and Harold Ramis "cross the streams" in the classic WWII comedy Japbusters.

GROWING PAINS

FRANTIC SEARCH FOR MISSING BONER

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Andrew Koenig, most famous for his role as Richard "Boner" Stabone on "Growing Pains," has gone missing in Vancouver.

BILLY BOB THORNTON

ANDY SAMBERG & INAPPROPRIATE ERECTIONS

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I combined a couple of these stories into one post because they weren't that interesting: Billy Bob Thornton and the Rock.

BONERS

WHAT THE HECK IS IN THIS GUY’S PANTS?

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Britain's "The X Factor" continues to make Internet buzz with this clip featuring Steve, a 50-year-old with a mullet and no discernible talent.

BONERS

PUBERTY SUCKS

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It's been a while since we've checked in on <a href="http://everythingisterrible.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Everything Is Terrible</a>, and sure enough, they're still going through old VHS tapes and bringing unknown scraps of forgotten history into the Internet age.

FISHING

EVERY TACKLE BOX NEEDS A WUNDER BONER

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Presenting the best thing you'll see all day: the Wunder Boner.

BONERS

LIL OL BRAD PITT DANCIN WITH A BLACK GIRL

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=4054" target="_blank">trailer here</a>), starring Brad Pitt and directed by David Fincher, based on a 1922 short story by F.

BONERS

BRUCE CAMPBELL GOES JCVD

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My Name is Bruce, directed by and starring Bruce Campbell, is sort of like JCVD (<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=4653" target="_blank">trailer</a>) meets Three Amigos.

BONERS

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM NIC CAGE & SON

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Ha, just kidding, it wasn't Halloween.

BONERS

GARY BUSEY MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER

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O lord, thank you for thy bounty that is Busey.

BONERS

‘HAPPYTOWN MURDERS’ MAKES ME HAPPY

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The Jim Henson Company has picked up a script for The Happytown Murders, a "comedic film noir murder mystery" to be directed by Brian Henson.

JCVD

I GOT A BEEG FAWKEN BONER RIGHT NOW

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Writer/director Mabrouk El Mechri's JCVD premiered to rave reviews at the Cannes Film Festival (you know it's good when the none of the quotes in the trailer are from <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=923" target="_blank">Pete Hammond</a>, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2221" target="_blank">Ben Lyons</a>, or AICN).

BONERS

SERIOUS AS A F-ING HATE CRIME

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Oh God this gives me a massive hard on.


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