#Batman

To Celebrate 75 Years Of The Joker, Let’s Talk About His Comic Book Boners

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The most infamous Joker story has less to do with his crimes and more to do with his enormous boners.

BONERS

Meet The Poor Sucker Who Claims He Only Has 100 Boners Left Before His Penis Breaks For Good

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A terrifying thought: what if you only had 100 orgasms left for the REST OF YOUR LIFE?

the muppets

Someone Improved 'A Christmas Carol' By Making It About Scrooge's Massive Boner

Because there aren't nearly enough references to Scrooge's massive erection in "A Christmas Carol," here's "A Christmas Boner."

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

A 12-Year Old Girl Can't Play Football Because Boys Get Boners, And Also The Bible

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Maddy Blythe is a 12-year old girl who loves football and attends a Christian private school in Georgia.

snowmen

Man’s Boner Freezes From Drunken Sex With A Snowman

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If it snowed in Florida this would happen ALL THE TIME. There'd be frozen boners EVERYWHERE.

the olympics

Reddit Mistakes Olympic Rower’s Huge Flaccid Penis For A Boner

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Someone posted the photo above of an Olympic rower sporting an apparent boner during a medal ceremony to Reddit yesterday afternoon under the headline, "One US rower was particularly excited by his Bronze medal..."

GERMANY

Germany Is Super Weird

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Well, I wasn't expecting to see THIS today: a German kids channel instructs boys in the art of hiding an erection (amazing video below).

Unsilent Majority

F*ck Yeah, Jahvid Best

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Jim Schwartz is very excited about his new rookie running back.

THE PACIFIC

FIRST REVIEWS OF HBO’S ‘THE PACIFIC’

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Bill Murray and Harold Ramis "cross the streams" in the classic WWII comedy Japbusters.

GROWING PAINS

FRANTIC SEARCH FOR MISSING BONER

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Andrew Koenig, most famous for his role as Richard "Boner" Stabone on "Growing Pains," has gone missing in Vancouver.

#GOLDEN GLOBES

ANDY SAMBERG & INAPPROPRIATE ERECTIONS

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I combined a couple of these stories into one post because they weren't that interesting: Billy Bob Thornton and the Rock.

THE X FACTOR

WHAT THE HECK IS IN THIS GUY’S PANTS?

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Britain's "The X Factor" continues to make Internet buzz with this clip featuring Steve, a 50-year-old with a mullet and no discernible talent.

PUBERTY

PUBERTY SUCKS

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It's been a while since we've checked in on Everything Is Terrible, and sure enough, they're still going through old VHS tapes and bringing unknown scraps of forgotten history into the Internet age.

FISHING

EVERY TACKLE BOX NEEDS A WUNDER BONER

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Presenting the best thing you'll see all day: the Wunder Boner.

THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON

LIL OL BRAD PITT DANCIN WITH A BLACK GIRL

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (trailer here), starring Brad Pitt and directed by David Fincher, based on a 1922 short story by F.

#TRAILERS

BRUCE CAMPBELL GOES JCVD

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My Name is Bruce, directed by and starring Bruce Campbell, is sort of like JCVD (trailer) meets Three Amigos.

WESTON COPPOLA CAGE

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM NIC CAGE & SON

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Ha, just kidding, it wasn't Halloween.


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