strong takes

PFT Commenter wrote a book. Vote here for the charity that he should donate to

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Its literaly costs $4.99 which is cheaper then a bottle of mad dog 20/20 and a condom.

events

Tonight! One Night Only! The Fabulous Big Daddy Drew Rhythm And Blues Revue!

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I’ll be hosting a reading tonight in DC at the Dodge City Bar. The last time I had a reading at a bar, it was in Austin, TX, and some of the bar’s regulars were really pissed that some uppity Yankee blogger was in the back reading out loud.

the postmortal

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While You Wait For The Lockout To End, Do Enjoy This Light Book-Whoring Intermission.

xmas ape

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ONE LAST TRICK FOR THIS BOOK WHORE.

xmas ape

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WEEK OF BOOK WHORING WHORES ON.

xmas ape

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BOOK WHORESTRAVAGANZA.

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Finally, a Football Book That Tells You What to Do

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Today marks the release of my second greatest literary achievement after the fake Philip Rivers Twitter feed, the surpassingly awesome (don't wanna oversell it) The Football Fan's Manifesto.

Unsilent Majority

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A Few Seconds of Panic: Now priced for the blog reader demographic.

xmas ape

For Burnination, You Have Selected: Terrible Towel

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The Football Fan's Manifesto tip contest turned bad publicity stunt that will only cause me pain and likely not lead to any additional sales has come to a head.

xmas ape

Kimble Anders Done Screwed the Pooch

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The following is the winning entry in the tip contest for The Football Fan's Manifesto (here's an interview I did about the book for The New York Times' Fifth Down Blog).

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The Football Fan’s Manifesto Viral Video of Literary Violence and Bookkake

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HarperCollins asked me to come up with a video to help promote my football-themed compendium of lazy dick jokery, so I came up with an idea that would best entertain me.

tip contest

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A REARMINDER TO ASS US SEXBAG QUESTIONS.

yes I know the author photo looks dumb

The KSK Football Fan’s Manifesto Tip Contest

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That there is the front and back cover of my upcoming book, "The Football Fan's Manifesto", a clarion call to return fandom to its debauched roots that doubles as an all-encompassing guide to being a sufficiently deranged NFL fan.

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“Trust me, there’s a great deal wrong with this man.”

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I exhausted my capacity for whoring "Men With Balls" a while back, save for the ginormous ad to my immediate right.

book whoring

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DREW FORCES HIMSELF ON THE WWL: The gayest virtual book tour of all time makes a stop with this guest column at ESPNtheMag.com. Oddly enough, the Worldwide Leader frowns on phrases like "pussy clamp" in their columns.


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