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An Icelandic Brewery Is Making A Beer Flavored With Endangered Whale Testicles

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Soon you will be able to purchase an Icelandic beer made with the cured testicles of the endangered fin whale. Hooray for you.


Finally, A Beer Designed To Make You Better At Your Job

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Finally, a beer designed to be consumed while working.


Say Hello to The Netflix-Style Mobile App That Makes Booze Shopping Easy

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'Next Glass' is a mobile app that uses a Netflix-style recommendation engine to help users pick new beers and wines to try.

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Justin Bieber Has Given Up Booze, Which Is Great Because He’s Not Even 21 Yet

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The Canadian pop star has decided to reverse course and get his life together by cutting out alcohol and junk food.

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George Clooney Is Going To Great Lengths To Get People Drunk At His Wedding


George Clooney's best friend and business partner Rande Gerber loaded a private jet with 100 cases of tequila for George Clooney's wedding.

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It Comes In Pints! …Sorta. Officially Licensed Hobbit Beer Is Shipping Now.

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A trio of specialty beers based on 'The Hobbit' will hopefully be in stores before the final installment of the films in December.

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Nathan Fielder Found A Loophole To Sell Liquor To Minors On ‘Nathan For You’

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I have great news, booze-seeking minors: You can buy liquor now! Kind of!


You’re All Invited To A Party With Alison Brie And Adam Scott! Kind Of!

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A new Smirnoff commercial answers the age-old question: What is it like to party with Alison Brie and Adam Scott?

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A Giant Southern California Beach Party Turned Into A Giant Southern California Street Brawl


What do you get when you combine alcohol and bros? You get a nasty street brawl. That's what.


Ron Burgundy Is Getting His Own Scotch Whisky Called ‘Great Odin’s Raven’

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Just in time for 'Anchorman: The Legend Continues,' Ron Burgundy is getting his own Scotch whisky called 'Great Odin's Raven.'

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‘Star Drunk’ Proves All Sci-Fi Franchises Need More Booze

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Ever wanted to see a sci-fi short film written and performed by drunk people? Check out 'Star Drunk'.


John Travolta: Ruining Alcohol (And Brazil) The Same Way He Ruined Christmas

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Former Hollywood person-of-note John Travolta makes an appearance in a Brazilian rum commercial, and it is gloriously insane.

#Iron Man

Robert Downey Jr Is The Worst Superhero (And Afternoon Links)


Today's afternoon links, featuring Robert Downey Jr. as the world's worst superhero, amazing life hacks Tony Stark would approve of, and a silly cat.


How Not To Prepare For The Super Bowl: Man Found Dead In ‘Beer Cave’

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Bad news out of Kenner, Louisiana this week, as something called the “Beer Cave” has taken a man’s life.


Breaking: Wildly Popular College Athlete Wins The Big Game, Parties At A Club

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Well friends, pack up the hero worship and get the Heisman committee on the phone, because we have a big, old controversy for this year’s Heisman Trophy winner, Johnny Manziel, already.


Advice That Should Have Been Obvious: Don’t Drink Liquid Nitrogen

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A teenager in England celebrating her 18th birthday found out the hard way that novelty drinks made with liquid nitrogen are not to be trusted.


At Least The NFL’s Replacement Refs Are Having Fun With The Fans They Screwed Over

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I suppose if you’re one of the two replacement refs responsible for the above image that will go down in infamy as one of the worst calls in NFL history, you’re probably going to want a drink.


A Show Titled ‘How Booze Built America’ Hosted By Mike Rowe? In

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There is going to be a show on the Discovery Channel titled 'How Booze Built America,' hosted by Mike Rowe (aka Outdoorsy Jon Hamm). This is a good thing.

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