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Olivia Munn Chugs Wine on ‘Today’

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The video below is several days old now, but I have to post it because I'm committed to sharing videos of people drinking on television (and also because I've been looking for an excuse to share her hot tub photos from It just makes the blog feel a little more like home, you know.

THE LATE SHOW

Betty White Seems Fun

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Betty White turned 89 this week, and she celebrated by appearing on Letterman and admitting that one of her hobbies was "vodka.

VILLANOVA

Has Four Loko Opened Pandora’s Box?

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Last week, I used my Woodstein and Bernward journalistic prowess to gather the latest news on the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2010/11/can-anyone-stand-in-four-lokos-way/">fascinating Four Loko craze</a> that was gripping the nation.

USB FLASH

Gifts For Your Tacky Brother

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Look at that sexy 6-pack holster camo belt.

POST OFFICE

Are You Drunk Because You’re Smart Or Smart Because You’re Drunk?

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As a writer and a drinker, I probably don’t go a week without coming up with a drunken idea that I think is great, sharing it with friends, having them tell me it’s great, and then going to bed with this awesome idea and the monumental challenge of remembering it the next day.

#Mad Men

Time to Start Drinking!

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Here's a fun game: watch this video and try not to pour yourself a drink.

#COMMERCIALS

Stick to Everything Else, Timberlake

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Justin Timberlake directed this commercial for 901 tequila (a brand he owns), and let's just say I don't expect him to be lining up directorial projects.

#Mad Men

WANT: Whiskey Tasting Hosted by Christina Hendricks

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If there are two things I like more than anything else, it's whiskey and Christina Hendricks's otherworldly breasts (cats in clothes are a close third).

USMNT

Power Rankings: Double Down Your Cats in Space, It’s the Smart Play

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If there's one thing I love, it's nonsensical rankings for my own personal enjoyment.

KNIGHT RIDER

Jesus, Man. Get Some Help.

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Every couple of months, David Hasselfhoff gets hospitalized for drinking, and I need to break out the David-Hasselhoff-slinging-booze Photoshop here -- to the point that I'm surprised there isn't an actual photo that looks just like it (For the record, I prefer <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/05/happy-cinco-de-mayo-knight-rider-en-espanol/hasselhoff-mexican" target="_self">the Cinco de Mayo variant</a>).

News

THIS GUY RULES

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I have no idea why the BBC dispatched a journalist to a pub for a live report, but it was worth it.

ZOOEY DESCHANEL

ABSOLUT BONER – UPDATE (2)

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This story may only have a tenuous tie to television, but I think I'm enough of an expert at drinking and looking at women to celebrate this: Absolut vodka is launching a new series of ads with <a href="http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/12/01/absolut-adds-star-power/" target="_blank">Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel as its sexy centerpieces</a>.

David Hasselhoff

HASSELHOFF DRUNK AGAIN, WITH VIDEO

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David Hasselhoff presented an award at last night's European Music Awards in Berlin, located in the country we can blame for his music career.

MOTHER OF THE YEAR

JODIE SWEETIN USED TO BE FUN

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Last year, Jodie Sweetin -- aka Stephanie Tanner from "Full House" -- publicly admitted that she had an awesome addiction to every kind of drug on the planet, then she went on "Good Morning America" and made a tour of college campuses talking about how great it was to beat addiction.

David Hasselhoff

HASSELHOFF WET THE BED, PUNCHED A DOCTOR

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David Hasselhoff has once again gotten so drunk that he needed hospitalization, and the details of his London bender are too spectacular and numerous for me to succinctly recount, so please do yourself the favor of reading <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2674775/David-Hasselhoff-taken-to-hospital-rehab-unit.html#ixzz0TRHPPmCs" target="_blank">The Sun's account</a> (emphasis added): A source close to the star said: "David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive.

NASCAR

JIM AND JACK PULL OUT

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Jim Beam and Jack Daniels, staple liquor brands who probably don't need to spend extra money to appeal to the redneck demographic, have announced that they will not be renewing their sponsorship agreements with their respective NASCAR Sprint Cup Series teams in 2010.

David Hasselhoff

BREAKING: HASSELHOFF DRUNK AGAIN

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The preeminent judge on "America's Got a Nasty Hangover" According to a report by <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/21/david-hasselhoffs-daughter-drunk-hospital-hayley/">TMZ</a>, inexplicable TV star David Hasselhoff was so drunk that he was hospitalized last night.

#Mad Men

THIS INTERVIEW FORCED ME TO MAKE A MARTINI

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It is practically impossible to watch an episode of "Mad Men" without wanting a stiff drink -- or, at the very least, bemoaning that it's not acceptable to imbibe at work -- but according to one ad executive from the 1960s, AMC's hit show actually underplays just how much drinking, smoking, and extramarital screwing ad men did in the '60s.


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