saturday night live

Breaking: ‘SNL’ Employed a Drug User!!!

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Whoa, get ready for a "Saturday Night Live" scandal: former cast member Darrell Hammond is coming out with a tell-all memoir in which he reveals his rampant use of booze, cocaine, and crack during his 14-year tenure on the show.

shark week

Nice! The Shark Week Drinking Game

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As you surely know, Sunday night marked the beginning of Discovery's annual Shark Week, and what better way to celebrate a ratings-grabbing TV event than by drinking yourself blind.

Law & Order: SVU

‘Law & Order: SVU’ Drinking Game

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There's an absence of interesting TV news today, and I absolutely refuse to write about the Comic-Con schedule (OMG.

PAZ DE LA HUERTA

Paz Being Paz Again

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Things don't feel quite right in the universe unless "Boardwalk Empire" actress Paz de la Huerta is pissing people off while her breasts desperately try to free themselves from her clothing, and I'm happy to report that everything is totally normal.

NAKED REDHEADS

The Chick from ‘Doctor Who’ Likes to Party

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Karen Gillan, the 23-year-old co-star of "Doctor Who," was found naked in the hallway of her New York City hotel at 7 a.

#nick offerman

New Greatest Picture of Ron Swanson

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Earlier today, "Parks and Recreation" star Adam Scott tweeted this photo of him with co-star Nick Offerman (better known by now as Ron Swanson) with the caption, "This oldish photo illustrates how much Nick Offerman enjoys working with me.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY

Bethenny Frankel Taping a Talk Show Pilot for Some Reason

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Bethenny Frankel is a fake-boobed, Skeletor-looking reality show retread who hawks low-calorie alcoholic sugar water to desperate women and whose most discernible talent is fomenting discord on a reality show.

TAXES

Want More Bad News, Rich People?

Yesterday, my Uproxxian cohort Dan Seitz brought you the news that millionaires don’t consider themselves rich unless they have at least $7.

local news

Drunkest. Interview. Ever.

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We use a lot of hyperbole on the Internet: everything has to be the "best ever" or "worst ever" or "top ten greatest" this or that.

#COMMERCIALS

Sexy Commercials? Well… Okay.

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I don't have any real reason to post the video of Moet & Chandon's new commercials with Scarlett Johansson except I enjoy champagne and looking at Scarlett Johansson.

#COMMERCIALS

‘Most Interesting Man in the World’ Actor Also Pretty Interesting

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I've never liked the Dos Equis's "Most Interesting Man in the World" commercials.

the today show

Olivia Munn Chugs Wine on ‘Today’

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The video below is several days old now, but I have to post it because I'm committed to sharing videos of people drinking on television (and also because I've been looking for an excuse to share her hot tub photos from It just makes the blog feel a little more like home, you know.

#david letterman

Betty White Seems Fun

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Betty White turned 89 this week, and she celebrated by appearing on Letterman and admitting that one of her hobbies was "vodka.

VILLANOVA

Has Four Loko Opened Pandora’s Box?

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Last week, I used my Woodstein and Bernward journalistic prowess to gather the latest news on the fascinating Four Loko craze that was gripping the nation.

USB FLASH

Gifts For Your Tacky Brother

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Look at that sexy 6-pack holster camo belt.

POST OFFICE

Are You Drunk Because You’re Smart Or Smart Because You’re Drunk?

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As a writer and a drinker, I probably don’t go a week without coming up with a drunken idea that I think is great, sharing it with friends, having them tell me it’s great, and then going to bed with this awesome idea and the monumental challenge of remembering it the next day.

#Mad Men

Time to Start Drinking!

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Here's a fun game: watch this video and try not to pour yourself a drink.

#COMMERCIALS

Stick to Everything Else, Timberlake

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Justin Timberlake directed this commercial for 901 tequila (a brand he owns), and let's just say I don't expect him to be lining up directorial projects.

#Mad Men

WANT: Whiskey Tasting Hosted by Christina Hendricks

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If there are two things I like more than anything else, it's whiskey and Christina Hendricks's otherworldly breasts (cats in clothes are a close third).


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