MARK WAHLBERG

Mark Wahlberg’s Boston Marathon Bombing Movie Is Rubbing Boston The Wrong Way

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Turns out that Boston isn't exactly ready to sit in a movie theater and relive the Boston Marathon Bombing, even with Mark Wahlberg.

TRUE STORIES

This Boston Bombing Recovery And Wedding Story Might Make You Cry All The Tears

A couple that endured the horrific Boston Marathon Bombing lets the world know nothing will keep them apart.

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Here’s A Nice Lady Who Dressed Up As A Boston Bombing Victim For Halloween

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The thing about dressing up as a Boston bombing victim: don't do it.

#JON STEWART

Jon Stewart Isn’t Done Raking CNN Over The Coals, In Case You Were Wondering

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Last week Jon Stewart termed CNN "the human centipede of news." And then they took it to another level.

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Bro Shares Harrowing Tale Of Being Stuck With One-Night Stand During Boston Lockdown

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What's the worst thing that can come of a one-night stand? A sex disease? No. It's getting stuck with your one-night stand the next day.

REDDIT

Reddit Apologizes For Its Boston Bomber Witchhunt

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In the past few days, many have taken issue with Reddit and the site's users for misguidedly attempting to identify the Boston bombers. Today they apologized.

POETRY

Read Amanda Palmer’s Terrible Ode To One Of The Boston Bombers, ‘A Poem For Dzhokhar’

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Amanda Palmer wrote a poem about one of the Boston bombers called "A Poem For Dzhokhar." It's terrible.

#FOX NEWS

The Fox News Closed Captioning Person Won The Boston Bomber Standoff Coverage

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Thanks to the Fox News closed captioning person, we now have confirmation that Zooey Deschanel is indeed a monster.

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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, The Other Alleged Boston Bomber, Has Been Found Hiding On A Boat

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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the younger of the two Tsarnaev brothers who allegedly pulled off the Boston bombings, has been found hiding in a boat in Watertown.

COFFEE

Going Out For Coffee When One Of The Boston Bombers Is Cornered A Mile And A Half Away

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So one of the boston marathon bombers is cornered nearby. Screw it, I need coffee.

TERRORISTS

All Hell Broke Loose In Boston Overnight As Bombing Suspects Are On The Run, Placing The City On Lockdown

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Boston is on lockdown right. One Chechen bombing suspect is dead and another is on the run, considered armed and dangerous.

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Law Enforcement: ‘Substantial Progress’ Made In Boston Bombing Investigation, Ricin Sent To The White House

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Things are happening rapidly in the Boston bombing investigation. It feel like September 2001 all over again.

TRUTHERS

Genius Uses Website To Stick It To Boston Marathon Truthers

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As a Bostonian, there aren't words to describe how awful Boston Marathon truthers are. But there is a URL!

MARK WAHLBERG

Craig Ferguson’s Monologue On The Boston Marathon Bombing Is Poignant, Candid And Perfect

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Craig Ferguson opened the Late Late Show with an impassioned speech about the Boston Marathon Bombing you don't want to miss.

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Update: Here Is All The Late-Night News About The Boston Marathon Bombing

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In which we update readers with the overnight news from the Boston bombing.

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It’s Good To Know That Humanity Can Still Be Awesome In The Wake Of Unspeakable Tragedy

We're all still trying to comprehend all that has happened today in Boston.

#Facebook

Leave It To Patton Oswalt To Put The Boston Bombings In Proper Perspective

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Patton Oswalt, in addition to being one of the funniest humans on the planet, is also one of the wisest and most eloquent.


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