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Bears-Steelers Live Blog, Second Half

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It's the beatdown everyone expected.

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Doug Martin Is Now A Christmas Hamster

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Buccaneers running back and notorious muscle hamster, Doug Martin, appears to have acquired a holiday appropriate onesie.

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Forget Adderall, Brandon Marshall Says There’s Dick Pill Abuse In The NFL

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B-Marsh already has the creepy Viagra commercial face down.

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Brandon Marshall Still Loves His College, Isn’t Aware Of His Surroundings

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Chicago Bears wide receiver Brandon Marshall, while controversial and an all-around enigma to most NFL fans, will always be one of my favorite football players, because I was fortunate enough to cover his college career at the University of Central Florida.

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Lions-Bears Live Blog, Second Half

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Well the Lions can't play offense, suck at defending the pass, but they are doing a pretty good job of containing Matt Forte, so hooray for small triumphs.

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Lions-Bears Live Blog, First Half

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The two previous prime time games that featured the Bears this season were nothing if not amusing.

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12 Longshot Predictions For The 2012 NFL Season

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Kids are returning back to school, the last days of summer are upon us and at least part of the country is moving one day closer to having to break out those snow shovels again.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Chicago Bears

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Flawed but initially competent, the Bears started 7-3 in 2011.

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The National Foodball League Makes Us Hungry For The Football Season

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As I’ve mentioned in the past, much to your undoubted excitement, I spend way too much time on Twitter and Tumblr all for the purpose of entertaining you.

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Brandon Marshall May Have Punched A Chick, Melo May Want To Be Traded But Dwight Definitely Wants To Stay In Orlando…For Now

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NY Post: "NFL star receiver Brandon Marshall — whose list of run-ins with the law is as long as a football field — allegedly slugged the woman at a Chelsea nightclub, The Post has learned.

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Reunited And It Feels So… OUCH MY FACE!

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When Fox Sports reporter and Bond villain Jay Glazer broke the news yesterday afternoon that the Miami Dolphins had traded receiver Brandon Marshall to the Chicago Bears for two third round draft picks, a few theories hit the Twitters: 1) The Dolphins are run by complete morons.

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Brandon Marshall Still The NFL’s Chris Brown

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When the Brandon Marshall trade first broke yesterday, many observers looked deep for the hidden hand of Manning (PHRASING.

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The Bears Trade Multiple Picks For Multiple Personalities

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Self-professed MAJOR SCOOPAGE from Jay Glazer: the Bears have traded two third-rounders to the Dolphins for Brandon Marshall, reuniting the wife-beating receiver with his sulky fiancee-dumping quarterback of yore.

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Believe It Or Not, The Pro Bowl Wasn’t Terrible: The Game In Pictures

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The 2012 Pro Bowl took place yesterday, in case you were glued to TNT’s broadcast of the Celebrity Drinking Contest annual SAG Awards, and it was basically everything you would expect, as the AFC defeated the NFC 59-41.

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Dolphins-Jets Live Blog: Brandon Marshall’s Two Quarters Of Crazytown

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Think Chad Henne Is Bad? Wait Until You See His Back-up If only the Broncos had just gone ahead and traded Kyle Orton to the Dolphins, things might be somewhat better right now.

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Andrew Luck Might Want To Stay In School

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Even as the Miami Dolphins are 0-4 and most fans – this handsome blogger included – are leaning toward the “Suck for Luck” campaign, there are two immediate roadblocks to a 0-16 season.


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