WATCH THIS

With Leather’s Watch This: A Brazilian Reporter Drank Lyoto Machida’s Urine

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One of the things that I often forget about when we talk about Lyoto Machida is that he drinks his own urine.

WORLD CUP

Brazilian Hookers Are Learning English For The 2014 World Cup Tournament

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One of my 2013 New Year’s sports resolutions that I forgot to write about was more soccer coverage this year, because people seem to like soccer despite that whole not-using-your-hands thing.

#COMMERCIALS

Nothing Says ‘Honda’ Like Big Nog Incorrectly Eating A Pineapple

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I think this commercial works best if you go into it blind.

MISS BUM BUM BRASIL

Miss Bum Bum Brasil Looks Like The Greatest Pageant Of All-Time

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Controversial Statement of the Day: Brazilian women are awesome.

WOMENS VOLLEYBALL

The 2012 Summer Olympics Are Already Ruined

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I’ve always agreed with the popular belief that the Super Bowl should be regularly held in San Diego or Miami, because the weather is awesome and people would enjoy it more.

SUPERMODELS

HER NAME IS RIO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND

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Whaddya mean I'm probably the thousandth dweeb to use that tired old reference on the tubes since Rio was chosen as <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics/2009-10-02-rio-2016-olympics_N.htm">the site for the 2016 Olympics</a>.

BRAZILIAN WOMEN

WOMEN’S HANDBALL IS SOMEWHAT AWESOME

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Women's handball--both in the arena and on the beach--is the sport of the future.

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING

BIA AND BRANCA… SOMETHING… BIKINIS!

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Everyone's favorite Brazilian twin synchronized swimmers, Bia and Branca Feres, are back in the news.

HORSE RACING

‘SEXY JOCKEY’ ROLE FILLED BY BRAZILIAN TEEN

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/maylan-studart.jpg"></a>Maylan Studart is a 19-year-old from Rio de Janeiro who recently moved to the U.

SWIMMING

THE SEXY BRAZILIAN TWINS ARE BACK

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Bia and Branca Feres, the lithe, blond, young twin Brazilian synchronized swimmers who made this past summer so enjoyable, are back in the news.

SOCCER

SOCCER PLAYER MURDERED BY EX-GIRLFRIEND

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Thiago da Silva, a second-divisione Brazilian soccer player, was tortured and <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/soccer/09/25/brazilian.murdered/index.html" target="_blank">murdered by assassins</a> hired by his recently spurned ex-girlfriend and her aunt.

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING

REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAPPENED?

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Today has been really slow and unsexy, so I figured this would be a good time to say, Hey, remember <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6572">Bia and Branca</a>.

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING

BIA AND BRANCA SEEM FRIENDLY

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SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING + BRAZILIAN TWINS =

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Bia and Branca Feres are not on Brazil's Olympic team this summer, but they are accomplished synchronized swimmers at the national level.

WAGS

‘OOH LOOK AT ME, MY LIFE IS SO GREAT’

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"Welp, bummer about that Super Bowl, but I guess three outta four ain't bad.

NBA

SOME NBA GUY AND ADRIANA LIMA

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Marko Jaric is apparently the point guard for the Timberwolves.

TENNIS

SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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The head of a Japanese ad agency is being sued by the firm's former creative director because -- are you sitting down.




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