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- Geek & Sci-Fi
Some updates on the weekend activities of the Dreamboat-Dreamgirl pair in Miami: </a> </a> </a> </a>.
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Because there's been a disappointing lack of cheesecake around here recently, here's a nice, fluffy piece of meaningless gossip from the </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.
<a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/victorias-secret-to-get-into-sports-gear-business-13612.php" target="_blank">SPORTSbyBROOKS</a> is reporting that Victoria's Secret is introducing sportswear in 30 of its stores, which is important news to you sports fans because.
Even if you're a handsome multimillionaire Super Bowl MVP Pro Bowl quarterback dating a Brazilian supermodel, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007/gossip/pagesix/special_stress_pagesix_.htm" target="_blank">life can be a bitch</a>:All's not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady.
A high school girls relay team was disqualified and had their victory stripped because their <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/sfl-spbrownotes24xapr24,0,5853643.story?coll=sfla-sports-headlines" target="_blank">sports bras didn't match</a>.
It's Monday, and you and I both would rather be outside, so how 'bout I just post a long-ass video and you pretend to like it.
I don't know what I need to say here that the headline doesn't already explain.
In case you'd forgotten, Tom Brady is taller, richer, more famous, and better-looking than you.
Here's some shocking news: Gisele Bundchen <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=1991" target="_blank">denied that she was successfully fertilized</a> by Tom Brady's potent man-seed.
Yesterday the Internet gossip world came to a screeching halt when some Brazilian website made an unfounded claim that Gisele Bundchen <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2301" target="_blank">was pregnant by Tom Brady</a>.
Saturday saw the beginning of the Clericus Cup, a sixteen-team tournament in Rome that pits priests and seminarians from all over the world against each other.
If you thought foxy boxing, Jell-O wrestling, and <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1509" target="_blank">bikini bullriding</a> were nasty, tough sports, allow me to introduce you to the world of <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16116100/" target="_blank">Brazilian women's handball</a>:Brazilian women handball players threw punches and pulled each others' hair in a brawl that forced a national championship semifinal to be abandoned.
Naturally, <a href="http://www.deadspin.com/sports/track-and-field/you-know-whats-funny-shes-actually-the-swimming-judge-203254.php" target="_blank">Deadspin </a>alerted me to this, but I owe it to the world to show this to everyone I know, and we all owe it to ourselves to laugh at another's pain.