Fun with the New Batch of Twilight Breaking Dawn Photos

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As I'm sure you're aware by now, finding a new batch of Twilight publicity stills in my email inbox is as close to Christmas morning as it gets around here.


Twilight Breaking Dawn is the number 1 DVD of 2012. You will never, ever guess 2 and 3.

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  In a shock to no one, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 has been selling like hotcakes (also my nickname for RPattz) since being released on DVD this Saturday.

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James Franco reviewed Twilight

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One of the perks of being a famous actor AND having a number of fancy graduate degrees is that you get to write essays about movies for the Paris Review (named for a city Franco himself once dicknosed.


Twilight fans fake engagement to try on Bella’s wedding dress

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According to an exclusive report from TMZ, a bridal boutique is selling a replica of the wedding dress Bella wore in Twilight Breaking Dawn, and, in perhaps the least surprising turn of events of all time, rabid Twilight fans are showing up at the stores and faking engagements to try the dress on.


Twilight’s vampire c-section scene causes seizures

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Twilight Breaking Dawn, the first half of the Snorkels the Vampire Fetus Saga, premiered last week and promptly earned a kajillion dollars, even inspiring some fans to try to drive to the theater drunk and on three tires (probably the coolest thing ever to be associated with Twilight).


Drunk Twi-hard tries to drive to Breaking Dawn on three tires

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I really wish we could play the Florida or Ohio/Florida or Germany game with this story, but unfortunately it happened in Illinois.


Twilight Made A Billion Dollars

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 opened at midnight last night and pulled in $30.

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Twihards: Still Crazy After All These Years

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Chances are if you live in a major city, you've noticed small groups of young girls and desperate middle-aged women gathering near your local cineplex, and yes, your worst nightmares have come true - another Twilight movie is upon us.


1st Twilight Breaking Dawn Clip, with Captions

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We've seen a teaser, a teaser for the trailer, a trailer, and now this, the first clip from Twilight: Breaking Dawn, part one of Stephenie Meyers' world famous Snorkels the Vampire Fetus saga.


This Week in Posters: Twilight, Muppets, and Diagonals Oh My!

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This Week in Posters: Twilight, The Muppets, horrible Brett Ratner posters, when diagonals attack, PLUS -- VAMPIRE DOG.

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Snorkels the Vampire Fetus Made Taylor Lautner Cry

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As much as I live to make fun of anything related to Twilight and Twihards and Stephenie Meyer's clumsily-written ode to creepy stalkers, I tend not to rip on Robert Pattinson too much, because frankly, he seems pretty cool.


The Twilight Breaking Dawn Trailer, with Captions

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The trailer for Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, aka The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part One, the first half of the last chapter in Stephenie Meyer's story of abs and abstinence, landed online late last night.


Awesome Mash-Up Alert: Twilight Plus Slapshot

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As you may have gleaned from the previous post, the new Twilight Breaking Dawn trailer just hit, and for the next few days, it's sure to be the subject of many mash-ups.



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The full trailer for Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, aka The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One is scheduled to hit tomorrow afternoon, and since this is a franchise that inspires people to make felt fetuses and ice-cold dildos, of course the trailer has its own trailer.


Robert Pattinson wanted Twilight to have a pillow-biting scene

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I think we all needed a palate cleanser after that last depressing post about Kathryn Bigelow and Mark Boal's handbasket to hell, and as usual, Us Weekly's got us covered.

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Twilight: Our Long National Nightmare Is Almost Over

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Breaking Dawn is a batsh*t insane book, so it shouldn't be surprising that fans of it were also the first ones to line up for San Diego Comic Con 2011 just to get a glimpse at the actors and see two boring scenes from The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 (AKA Snorkels the Vampire Fetus).


Scene Breakdown: 1st Trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn

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Breaking Dawn (aka Snorkels the Vampire Fetus) is famously Stephenie Meyer's most batsh*t book (which is saying something).


Pictures: Abstinent vampires consummate like THIS

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Part one of the final chapter of Twilight, Breaking Dawn, aka Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, opens in November, featuring Edward the chaste vampire finally consummating his inexplicable love for his sullen, charmless bride (ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS EAT HER, BUT HE CAN'T, BECAUSE HER SMELL DRIVES HIM CRAZY).


New Twilight pic shows where Snorkels the Vampire Fetus was conceived

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Yesterday, the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Facebook page offered Twilight fans a special Valentine's Day treat --  (to cats) GATHER AROUND, MY PRETTIES, I HAVE EXCITING NEWS -- a new picture from the set.

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