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Let's Predict How Each Of The Giant CGI Animal Fights Will Happen In The Rock's 'Hercules'

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The Rock stars in HERCULES, a movie about a guy who violently murders the worst CGI animals you've ever seen. We fantasy booked the bad CGI animal battles.


Brett Ratner Is Directing Beverly Hills Cop 4 Starring Eddie Murphy (Again)

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Back at Paramount after his split with Disney, Lone Ranger producer Jerry Bruckheimer's first project will reportedly be Beverly Hills Cop 4, starring Eddie Murphy, and directed by everyone's favorite, Brett Ratner.


Brett Ratner is involved in every WB film for four years. Wait, what?

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After X3, movie fans tend to freak out when they see Brett Ratner near anything but the cheese dip. Which is why the news that Ratner (along with a partner) "will be a key player" in a $450 million deal with Warner Bros that will cover nearly all of the studio's films for the next four years sounds a little scary. Brett Ratner near multiple films?! And where'd he even get all that money, did someone mail him the gold steering wheel from Tower Heist?


Brett Ratner won a GLAAD award, I assume for ‘best asskissing’

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Last year, Brett Ratner lost his gig as Oscars producer because he told a Tower Heist screening audience that he doesn't rehearse scenes because "<a href="" target="_blank">rehearsal is for fags</a>.


THR profiles the Worst Oscars number of all time (with video)

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Hollywood Reporter is doing some solid work today, catching up with Eileen Bowman, an actress who, in 1989, played Snow White opposite pre-<a href="" target="_blank">sex scandal</a> Rob Lowe in one of the most disastrous Oscars musical numbers of all time.


Brett Ratner Is Making A 'Farmville' Animated Series Because Of Course He Is


So, 'Farmville' is going to be an animated series from the director of 'X-Men: The Last Stand'.


Renny Harlin’s Hercules 3D will Dante’s Peak Brett Ratner’s Volcano

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A few months ago, we <a href="" target="_blank">found out</a> that Brett Ratner would be wheezing Cheeto crumbs and leaving nacho cheese fingerprints all over the script for Hercules, with the lead role to be played by The Rock, in a "graphic-novel-based" film produced by Peter "<a href="" target="_blank">JOIN THE ARMY, MOTHERF*CKER</a>" Berg.


The Rock is playing Hercules in a Brett Ratner movie

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Dwayne the Rock Johnson is one of the most likable and charismatic media personalities around and Brett Ratner is Hollywood's most successful ass-kissing social climber, so it was probably inevitable that they'd one day cross paths (artist's conception above).

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‘Movie 43′ stars everyone, directed by everyone, looks awesome

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Comedy usually works better in short bursts (brevity, soul of wit, etc.


Brett Ratner to direct Midnight Run 2: Midnight Burrito Run

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1988's odd-couple, road action-comedy Midnight Run was one of my favorite movies growing up, and while I haven't seen it in at least 15 years, I OWN IT YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT RAPE.

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The Independent Spirit Awards: It's the Oscars with chunky eyeglasses!

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For people who don't like that the Oscars are voted on almost exclusively by old, white men, there's the Independent Spirit Awards, the awards show voted on almost exclusively by less old while men wearing Buddy Holly glasses.

Brett Ratner to film The Rock shirtless for 'Hercules,' may be taking this whole 'not homophobic' thing too far

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Hot off his <a href="" target="_blank">GLAAD-sponsored</a>, I-didn't-really-mean-to-say-<a href="" target="_blank">rehearsal-was-for-fags</a> apology tour, Brett Ratner is in talks to direct Dwayne and his The Rock-like Johnson in an adaptation of a graphic novel about Hercules for MGM.

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Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming: Tower Scheiße

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It’s Tuesday and you know what that means - we’ve got a bunch of new old movies from which to choose for our home viewing pleasure.


Brett Ratner to direct commercials for GLAAD. …But will he rehearse them?

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Brett Ratner said a lot of things in the lead up to Tower Heist, like that he didn't know Olivia Munn was Asian, that he "banged her a few times and forgot her," and most importantly, that he never <a href="" target="_blank">beat off in front of her while eating shrimp</a>.

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The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2011!

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Last year, when I asked Vince if I could rank the year’s worst movies, it seemed like a harmless enough idea.

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Brian Grazer to replace Ratner as Oscar producer

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Following Brett Ratner's resignation in the wake of his insensitive comments toward shrimp, gays, rehearsal, Olivia Munn, and Asians, the Academy has named as his replacement Brian Grazer, probably best known as Ron Howard's producing partner, and for constantly looking as sweaty and coked out as Brett Ratner probably actually is.


Eddie Murphy Quits as Oscars Host

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Fresh on the heels of Brett Ratner <a href="">stepping down</a> from producing the Oscars due to Fag-gate, Eddie Murphy has quit as the award show's host.

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Eddie Murphy decides hosting the Oscars is for… uh… he quits

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Yesterday afternoon, Brett Ratner stepped down as Oscars host in the wake of all the terrible things he said about <a href="" target="_blank">rehearsal</a>, <a href="" target="_blank">Asians</a>, <a href="" target="_blank">Lindsay Lohan</a>, and <a href="" target="_blank">shrimp</a> (but mostly because he used the F-A-G word).

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