NFL

These Are Tough Times For Brian Urlacher

By | 8 Comments

Earlier this year, it was “reported” that Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher had added to his arsenal of terrible girlfriends when he started shacking up with former Playboy Playmate and <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/jenny-mccarthys-steven-seagal-casting-couch-story">noted nutjob Jenny McCarthy</a>.

pete wentz

Bears Screwed Over By Pete Wentz?

By | 6 Comments

Despite being in first place in the NFC North with a 4-3 record, things aren’t looking so hot for the Chicago Bears.

NFL OFFSEASON

Glenn Beck Doesn’t Watch Football

By | 13 Comments

Recently, some celebrities were named to a list called "The Blackest White Folks We Know," put together by <a href="http://www.theroot.com/multimedia/blackest-white-folks-we-know">TheRoot.com</a>.

NFL

NFL WEEK 1: LOSERS AND REALLY BIG LOSERS

By | 7 Comments

Snowflake finds a clever way around the Bears' "No dogs on the sideline" policy.

WAGS

BRIAN URLACHER AND GEORGE CLOONEY’S EX?

By | 14 Comments

Gossip followers likely remember Sarah Larson as the Las Vegas cocktail waitress-turned-George Clooney arm candy who created a stir when photos like <a href="http://www.lastnightsparty.com/944108degrees/slides/IMG_1959.html" target="_blank">this</a> were found in the Last Night's Party archives.

WAGS

BRIAN URLACHER’S GOT 99 – NOPE, 100 PROBLEMS

By | 4 Comments

Bears linebacker and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=1322" target="_self">noted extramarital poonhound</a> Brian Urlacher, who once <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=3300" target="_self">allegedly texted baby mam Tyna Robertson</a> with the accusation that she was raising their son as "a little pussy," is now being accused by Robertson of raising a little pussy.

NEEDS MORE HOT COEDS

ASU WILL BE PRACTICING OUTSIDE

By | 9 Comments

Pictured above is what's left of Arizona State's indoor practice facility after a flash storm with 75-mph winds <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2008/08/29/20080829b1-weather29.html" target="_blank">tore through the Phoenix area</a> last night.

NFL

BRIAN URLACHER’S LAUGHING NOW. BITCH.

By | 12 Comments

Here's the new Old Spice ad where Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher confronts his nerdy youth.

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

WHERE DEAD COACHES LIVE FOREVER

By | 4 Comments

College football mercifully begins tonight, ending that painful two-week period after the Olympics ended where baseball was the only show in town.

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES

OHIO STATE FANS ARE DRESSY

By | 16 Comments

College football is back, and you know what that means: stories about Ohio State fans who live and die by the Buckeyes because, let's face it, there's not much else worth living for in Ohio.

FLORIDA GATORS

CHRIS RAINEY IS DISAPPOINTED

By | 7 Comments

Florida Gators star running back Chris Rainey -- a professed <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=3712" target="_self">lover of the white girls</a> -- enrolled in <a href="http://www.alligator.org/articles/2008/08/25/blogs/sports_blog/doc48b2f61d335b7744153670.txt" target="_blank">highly coveted "sex classes" this semester</a>, but was disappointed to learn it was all, like, anthropological and shit.

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS

BIG TEN COACHES WANT YOU

By | 7 Comments

This Big Ten Network commercial surfaced on <a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/08/joe-paterno-now-creeping-out-recruits.html" target="_blank">Awful Announcing</a> yesterday, and even if you're not clued into all the foibles of the coaches in the country's Midwesternest conference, it's worth it just to hear Joe Paterno fight off dementia long enough to try to complete a sentence.

USC TROJANS

TROJAN-COCK BATTLE RESOLVED

By | 16 Comments

Oh man, nothing gets me fired up like a good discussion about trademark law.

OHIO BOBCATS

OHIO LINEMAN GETS LUCKY

By | 14 Comments

You would think playing football for Ohio University would be a bad omen for your stock in life, but that's not the case for offensive lineman Mike Eynon.

MMA

SURE, BLAME THE RETARD

By | 15 Comments

On the eve of the 2005 Auburn-Alabama game, semipro cage fighter Joey Barrett Jr yelled "Roll Tide.

POLICE BLOTTER

GEORGIA IS #1, GOES #1 IN PUBLIC

By | 10 Comments

The weekend after Georgia was ranked #1 in the season's first coaches' poll, <a href="http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/metro/stories/2008/08/02/georgia_henson_arrest.html" target="_blank">several Bulldogs players celebrated in style</a>: in separate incidents on Saturday night, one player was arrested for public urination and two more went to the hospital after getting into a bar brawl.

USC TROJANS

USC FOOTBALL NOW EXTRA GAYER

By | 23 Comments

Two weeks after USC coach Pete Carroll was surrounded by excited, shirtless young men, USC linebacker Rey Maualuga went through a Trojans practice wearing this thong.

VIRGINIA CAVALIERS

UVA PLAYERS ARRESTED, GAY?

By | 29 Comments

Two University of Virginia football players <a href="http://www.nbc29.com/Global/story.asp?S=8746000&nav=menu496_4_1" target="_blank">made the police blotter over the weekend</a> in a fairly tame, not-very-interesting sort of arrest typical of college students.

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS

HOW TO REMEMBER YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY

By | 15 Comments

Many Americans get too drunk on their 21st birthday to remember the events of the evening.

MARK MANGINO

MARK MANGINO IS JUST BIG-BONED

By | 18 Comments

Kansas football coach Mark Mangino has been the (ahem) butt of lighthearted t-shirts in Lawrence that broadcast such slogans as "Our Coach Beat Anorexia" and "Our Coach Is Phat.


Sign Up



Powered by WordPress.com VIP