KIRK FERENTZ

KIRK FERENTZ IS F’D

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There are some unpleasant goings-on in the state of Iowa these days, where U of I athletic director Gary Barta and head football coach Kirk Ferentz have been accused of trying to sweep an alleged sexual assault under the metaphorical carpet.

USC TROJANS

USC IS… UMMM…

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I know it's wrong to call things "gay" and mean "bad," so believe me, when I call this video gay, I mean it's very very homosexual.

FLORIDA GATORS

HEY LOOK IT’S TIM TEBOW WITH A BABY!

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Yesterday I gave an interview to a reporter from the Washington Post.

USC

REVENGE ASSAULT COMPLETES ROAD TRIP

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Last Sunday's Seattle Times had a doozy of a write-up on <a href="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/cougars/2008011109_wsufootball22.html" target="_blank">the terrific state of Washington State's football program</a>.

USC

PETE CARROLL IS A SEX-AY, SEX-AY LADE-AY

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Maybe it's the short salt-and-pepper hair.

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

WOLVERINES DONE WITH THE HAIR DOWN THERE

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<a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/college-football/ladies-and-gentlemen-meet-lucious-pusey-188653.php" target="_blank">Lucious Pusey</a> looks to have some company on the NCAA All-Unfortunate Name Team with the news that Michigan has secured a second commitment from QB recruit Shavodrick Beaver.

LOUISVILLE CARDINALS

HEAR YE, HEAR YE: DUKE SUCKS

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It's a momentous day for the American justice system, as a judge has ruled in a court of law that <a href="http://www.courier-journal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080619/SPORTS02/80619051/1002/SPORTS" target="_blank">Duke officially sucks</a>.

POLICE BLOTTER

GATOR PLAYER USED DEAD GIRL’S CREDIT CARD

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Florida safety Jamar Hornsby turned himself in for credit card theft and credit card fraud after police learned he was <a href="http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20080509/NEWS/815495009/1090&title=UF_player_used_credit_card_of_dead_girl_for_6_months" target="_blank">using the credit card of a deceased Florida student</a> for the last six months.

LERYN FRANCO

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS JUST LIKE METH

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Spencer Hall first showed me <a href="http://www.montanameth.org/View_Ads/print.php" target="_blank">these disturbing anti-meth ads</a> from Montana's "Not Even Once" campaign about two weeks ago, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he (along with uber-commenter Lt.

FLORIDA GATORS

TIM TEBOW AND FILIPINO PENIS SURGERY

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Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow -- not even a junior but already a legend in Gainesville -- added to his long list of feats when his missionary trip to impoverished towns in the Philippines included some impromptu work as a surgical assistant.

POLICE BLOTTER

COPS SHOT, OHIO, BUCKEYE FOOTBALL, ETC.

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A former Ohio State football player was <a href="http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2008/05/01/copsshot.html?sid=101" target="_blank">charged with attempted murder</a> after two police officers were shot last night.

OREGON DUCKS

SEXIEST CALENDAR EVER?

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The Oregon Ducks' offensive line has </a> </a> </a> </a>.

POLICE BLOTTER

COLLEGE QB INTO DRUGS, ATTEMPTED MURDER

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Brandon Wright, a backup quarterback and running back for Bethune-Cookman (which is a college, apparently), <a href="http://580wdbo.com/includes/news/indepth/00156_Bethune-Cookman-QB-May-Face-Charges-on--Attempted-Murder_085009.html" target="_blank">has been arrested</a> and charged with attempted murder, trafficking cocaine within 1,000 feet of a school, home invasion robbery, and false imprisonment.

BRIAN URLACHER

ARIZONA LINEMAN GETS HANDSY, SUSPENDED

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Arizona defensive end Josh Lewis, a junior walk-on, has been <a href="http://www.fox11az.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=232867&catId=191" target="_blank">suspended indefinitely</a> after this YouTube of him and a girl at a pool party surfaced.

UMASS MINUTEMEN

ATHLETES LOVE PUBLIC MASTURBATION, PT. 2

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Yesterday we learned that Penn State's point guard is wanted by police for <a href="../post.phtml?pk=5420">masturbating in the school's library</a>; today it's news that a UMass football player -- a recent transfer from Penn State, by the way -- who took his solo act public.

CHARLIE WEIS

BOB HOPE IS SPINNING IN HIS GRAVE

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Remember when they used to send shows like these to entertain the troops:Well now college coaches, <a href="http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/news/story/281496.html" title="Ledger-Enquirer" target="_blank">like Notre Dame's Charlie Weis, Auburn's Tommy Tuberville, and Georgia's Mark Richt</a> among others, will pay a visit to soldiers stationed in the Middle East this Memorial Day.

clemson tigers

CLEMSON IS GOOD AT RECRUITING

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Clemson football coach Tommy Bowden put together one of the school's best recruiting classes in ages this year, a commendable feat considering most top prospects in the South gravitate towards the SEC.

TENNESSEE VOLUNTEERS

HE HATES TENNESSEE

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I've never really considered myself to actually hate the University of Tennessee, and yet I find it hard to disagree with just anything this sharp young Alabama fan says.


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