#MMA

SURE, BLAME THE RETARD

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On the eve of the 2005 Auburn-Alabama game, semipro cage fighter Joey Barrett Jr yelled "Roll Tide.

POLICE BLOTTER

GEORGIA IS #1, GOES #1 IN PUBLIC

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The weekend after Georgia was ranked #1 in the season's first coaches' poll, several Bulldogs players celebrated in style: in separate incidents on Saturday night, one player was arrested for public urination and two more went to the hospital after getting into a bar brawl.

USC TROJANS

USC FOOTBALL NOW EXTRA GAYER

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Two weeks after USC coach Pete Carroll was surrounded by excited, shirtless young men, USC linebacker Rey Maualuga went through a Trojans practice wearing this thong.

VIRGINIA CAVALIERS

UVA PLAYERS ARRESTED, GAY?

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Two University of Virginia football players made the police blotter over the weekend in a fairly tame, not-very-interesting sort of arrest typical of college students.

PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS

HOW TO REMEMBER YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY

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Many Americans get too drunk on their 21st birthday to remember the events of the evening.

MARK MANGINO

MARK MANGINO IS JUST BIG-BONED

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Kansas football coach Mark Mangino has been the (ahem) butt of lighthearted t-shirts in Lawrence that broadcast such slogans as "Our Coach Beat Anorexia" and "Our Coach Is Phat.

KIRK FERENTZ

KIRK FERENTZ IS F’D

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There are some unpleasant goings-on in the state of Iowa these days, where U of I athletic director Gary Barta and head football coach Kirk Ferentz have been accused of trying to sweep an alleged sexual assault under the metaphorical carpet.

USC TROJANS

USC IS… UMMM…

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I know it's wrong to call things "gay" and mean "bad," so believe me, when I call this video gay, I mean it's very very homosexual.

FLORIDA GATORS

HEY LOOK IT’S TIM TEBOW WITH A BABY!

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Yesterday I gave an interview to a reporter from the Washington Post.

USC

PETE CARROLL IS A SEX-AY, SEX-AY LADE-AY

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Maybe it's the short salt-and-pepper hair.

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

WOLVERINES DONE WITH THE HAIR DOWN THERE

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Lucious Pusey looks to have some company on the NCAA All-Unfortunate Name Team with the news that Michigan has secured a second commitment from QB recruit Shavodrick Beaver.

LOUISVILLE CARDINALS

HEAR YE, HEAR YE: DUKE SUCKS

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It's a momentous day for the American justice system, as a judge has ruled in a court of law that Duke officially sucks.

POLICE BLOTTER

GATOR PLAYER USED DEAD GIRL’S CREDIT CARD

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Florida safety Jamar Hornsby turned himself in for credit card theft and credit card fraud after police learned he was using the credit card of a deceased Florida student for the last six months.

LERYN FRANCO

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS JUST LIKE METH

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Spencer Hall first showed me these disturbing anti-meth ads from Montana's "Not Even Once" campaign about two weeks ago, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he (along with uber-commenter Lt.

FLORIDA GATORS

TIM TEBOW AND FILIPINO PENIS SURGERY

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Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow -- not even a junior but already a legend in Gainesville -- added to his long list of feats when his missionary trip to impoverished towns in the Philippines included some impromptu work as a surgical assistant.

POLICE BLOTTER

COPS SHOT, OHIO, BUCKEYE FOOTBALL, ETC.

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A former Ohio State football player was charged with attempted murder after two police officers were shot last night.

OREGON DUCKS

SEXIEST CALENDAR EVER?

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The Oregon Ducks' offensive line has .

POLICE BLOTTER

COLLEGE QB INTO DRUGS, ATTEMPTED MURDER

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Brandon Wright, a backup quarterback and running back for Bethune-Cookman (which is a college, apparently), has been arrested and charged with attempted murder, trafficking cocaine within 1,000 feet of a school, home invasion robbery, and false imprisonment.

BRIAN URLACHER

ARIZONA LINEMAN GETS HANDSY, SUSPENDED

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Arizona defensive end Josh Lewis, a junior walk-on, has been suspended indefinitely after this YouTube of him and a girl at a pool party surfaced.


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