Posts Tagged: BRISTOL PALIN

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Don’t Worry, Bristol Palin’s Kid Is Not a Homophobe, Just A Foul-Mouthed Little Brat

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Bristol Palin's kid, Tripp, uses the F-word against his aunt, although there's some question about which F-word he uses.

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Shut Up, Bristol Palin (And Her Ghostwriter)

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"You know whose opinion on Obama's gay marriage stance I'd love to hear.

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Guhhhh Bristol Palin Reality Show

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Despite being the lone "Dancing with the Stars" contestant to ever <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/11/shut-up-bristol">get fatter on the show</a>, Bristol Palin's lack of grace and poor work ethic propelled her deep into the season of ABC's reality hit.

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Rumor of the Day: Sarah Palin Forced Bristol to Go on ‘Dancing’

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Hey, remember when we were all crazy about Bristol Palin getting so far on "Dancing with the Stars".

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Jennifer Grey Wins ‘Dancing with the Stars’; Apocalypse Postponed

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Jennifer Grey harnessed power from the Ghost of Swayze and was <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2010/11/jennifer-grey-wins-moral-order-restored-to-nation.html" target="_blank">named "Dancing with the Stars" champion</a> during the 11th season finale last night, restoring some modicum of faith in the American populace.

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Shut Up, Bristol

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Bristol Palin really does it all: she became a single teen mom and encouraged other girls to abstain from sex, then she clomped around on her fat hooves and failed her way up into the finals of "Dancing with the Stars" solely because her mother is one of the most divisive people in America.

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Man Shoots TV Because of Bristol Palin’s Lousy Dancing

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Despite clomping around the stage like a horse in spandex, Bristol Palin -- the only "Dancing with the Stars" contestant lazy and undisciplined enough to gain weight on the show -- made the finals of "DWTS" when the talented and graceful Brandy was voted off.

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Louis CK on Bristol Palin: 'It was weird to sit next to Hitler's daughter.'

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Louis CK's stand-up comedy documentary (that is, a documentary that mostly features Louis CK doing stand up), Hilarious premiered in New York last night, and while I wasn't there, our totally undeserving son-of-a-bitch part-time video editor Oliver was.

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Bristol Palin to be in ZZZZZZZZZZ

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The new "Dancing with the Stars" cast will be announced on Monday night, which means I'll probably have to write about it on Tuesday.

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Don’t Quit Your Day Job

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Here's Bristol Palin's acting debut on "The Secret Life of the American Teenager.

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Bristol Palin: ‘Hurrr, Don’t Be Me’

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This is Bristol Palin's PSA for the Candie's Foundation in which she acknowledges that being a teenage mother is, like, difficult and unglamorous if your family isn't wealthy and supportive.

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BRISTOL PALIN TO… OH, WHATEVER

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Bristol Palin, the teenager who taught the nation about strong family values by having an unplanned pregnancy during a presidential campaign, will <a href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/feb/23/bristol-palin-to-guest-star-on-american-teenager/" target="_blank">appear as herself on an episode</a> of "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" on ABC Family next season.

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BRISTOL BRISTOL BRISTOL!

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So, apparently there's something called the Candie's Foundation that's all about preventing teen pregnancy, which is sponsored by the shoe company of the same name that makes sexualized ads with young women.

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BRISTOL PALIN: ‘DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I SCREW’

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Bristol Palin, the bastard-breeding daughter of Alaska governor Sarah (perhaps you've heard of her.


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