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What Other Types Of Arms Does Brett Favre Have?

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This week, Brett Favre's agent made news by telling the media that even though his Land Baron client has no designs on trying to return to the NFL, he totally could if he wanted to, on account of his super manly "blacksmith arms".

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Brett’s Gonna Be a GrandFavrer

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Come on, Deanna, Brittany's the same age you were when you got pregnant with her.

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Your Sunday in Review: No One Cares About the World Series, Especially Dan Levy

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We abandoned the the Friday Five based on your overwhelming desire to see scantily clad women you could easily find on a Google image search, but because we are loath to abandon established ideas, here are five things we enjoyed about the Sunday that was.

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I LOVE BRITTFAR’S STUBBLEGRIT AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT

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Because those of us who root for teams that don't sign Favre in a desperate and misguided attempt at getting a title never have our feelings conflicted.

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Vikings Trainer Travels to Alaska to Meet With Palin

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ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- A Minnesota Vikings trainer today visited with former vice presidential candidate and outgoing Alaska governor Sarah Palin, touching off a swirl of rumors that the NFL franchise is planning to sign the politician to compete for the starting quarterback job in training camp with Brett Favre.

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If Only Text Messaging Could Work, He’d Be Set

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Reports surfaced today that a Vikings trainer visited the Brittfar feudal land barony on Sunday to suggest to his lordship a regimen of exercises for his recently operated upon shoulder, so that the quarterback may be fine enough physical condition to torpedo the Vikes season by Week 1.

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Biloxi Jim Don’t Like You Talkin’ S–t About Cousin Brittfar

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