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Move Over NFL SuperPro, The BrooklyKnight Is Here To Creep Us Out

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The Brooklyn Nets defeated the Toronto Raptors 107-100 on Saturday night to open the amazing new Barclays Center in style, after the original opener against the New York Knicks was scratched because of Hurricane Sandy.

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Jay-Z Opened The New Barclays Center, Reminded Us That The Nets Have New Uniforms

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Jay-Z owns <a href="http://www.sohh.com/2012/08/jay-z_wanted_small_brooklyn_nets_ownersh.html">roughly 1/15th of 1 percent of the Brooklyn Nets</a>, so he’s like the NBA’s equivalent of any of the 632 celebrities that Stephen Ross has sold Miami Dolphins ownership scraps to, but at least he’s thoroughly more relevant than Gloria Estefan.

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The Brooklyn Nets Dancers Look Great

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The other day, the above image of the Brooklyn Nets dancers, the Brooklynettes, hit the webs and two things occurred to me.

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So Who Wants To Read About Kris Humphries Having VD?

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If you've been upset at how infrequent our coverage of Kris Humphries' gross sex life had become following his <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/06/kris-humphries-apparently-has-a-type" target="_blank">tryst with the Star Mitzvah version of Kim Kardashian</a>, never fear.

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Bill Clinton With Deron Williams < Bill Clinton With Porn Stars

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Brooklyn Nets guard Deron Williams is still reveling in the limelight of Team USA’s gold medal run at the 2012 Summer Olympics, as he added his star power to the Barclays Pro-Am golf tournament last week.

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Kris Humphries' Parents Are Getting Divorced Now, Too

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As we already know, Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries and incredibly talented singer, songwriter, actress, diplomat, philanthropist, physician, neurosurgeon girl who appears on random episodes of Drop Dead Diva Kim Kardashian are working together <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/the-further-adventures-of-kris-humphries-brottorney-at-law">to set the world record for the longest divorce hearing</a>.

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The Further Adventures Of Kris Humphries, Brottorney At Law

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In what can only be described as the most-asinine-but-least-surprising waste of legal resources of the year, the divorce trial between Brooklyn Nets forward Kris Humphries and uber-talented entertainment icon famous person Kim Kardashian has taken the most Franklin & Bash turn possible.

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This Should Be Amazing

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New Jersey Nets owner, former Russian presidential candidate, and James Bond villain Mikhail Prokhorov has had a busy offseason as he attempts to bring the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets back to prominence in a city that is aching for NBA relevance.

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BREAKING: Nobody Knows What’s Really Going On Between The Magic And Dwight Howard

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If you’re like me, you’re absolutely tired of the drama and the all around piss poor PR mess created by both the Orlando Magic and Dwight Howard over the past 9 or 10 months.

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Got A Problem With James Dolan? Screw With His Band’s Wikipedia Page

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As I updated in yesterday’s post about <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/carmelo-anthony-suddenly-loves-jeremy-lin">Carmelo Anthony hoping the New York Knicks would keep Jeremy Lin</a> – presumably while making a dismissive wanking motion – the Knicks did not match the offer sheet that Lin signed with the Houston Rockets and he is, in fact, heading back to the same team that booted him last year.

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Kris Humphries Actually Got Paid

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First the good news for Kris Humphries – he got paid.

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NBA DRAFT RUMORS: What The Hell Are The Houston Rockets Up To?

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I’m still planning to wait until tomorrow to unleash my incredible, unparalleled NBA Draft Preview on your asses, but I’m pretty happy that the Houston Rockets have finally stirred the pot and created some excitement for us fans of franchises that blow.

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Kris Humphries Apparently Has A Type

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I expect that we’ve come to the end of the road in Kris Humphries’ sad love life if we’re paying attention to the Kim Kardashian “lookalikes” that he may or may not be dating.

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'Kris Humphries Is A Douchebag' Doesn't Make Kris Humphries Less Of A Douchebag

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<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/85743000a7/kris-humphries-is-a-douchebag" title="from Kris Humphries, Avin Das, Funny Or Die, Nick Wiger, Cathryn Mudon, James Coker, Rick Shine, and Christin Trogan">Kris Humphries is a Douchebag</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/kris_humphries">Kris Humphries</a> It's like when Jessica Simpson puts her fingers in her mouth and makes "widdle ol' me" face because she's monetized being dumb.

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Chris Christie Wishes The Best For The Nets

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Last night, the New Jersey Nets played their last game ever as residents of the Prudential Center, as they wrapped up a lackluster 22-43 season with a 105-87 spanking at the hands of the Philadelphia 76ers.

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Here’s A Story That Will Blow Your Mind

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In lieu of my standard quasi-daily NBA labor update, I’ll just say that this season is still screwed.


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