#BROS BEING BROS

More Men Are Getting Botox Treatments, So Guess What They’re Calling It

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'Brotox' is the new name for the rising trend of Botox use among older men, as they think looking young will help save their jobs.

TOM HANKS

TOM HANKS STEALS NIC CAGE’S SCHTICK

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After the jump, I’ve got the full trailer for Angels and Demons, in which Tom Hanks takes his brotox forehead and weird floppy hair to Italy to do a passable Nic Cage impression and solve the age-old mystery at the heart of the Catholic church: does the pope indeed shit in the woods.

THE WRESTLER

THE WRESTLER PINS THE GOLDEN LION

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Darren Aronofsky’s <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=599" target="_self">The Wrestler</a> -- in which <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=2385" target="_self">Mickey Rourke</a> plays a grizzled, comeback-seeking performer with a whiskey-cured voice (Mickey Rourke plays Mickey Rourke, in other words) -- has won the <a href="http://filmexperience.blogspot.com/2008/09/golden-lions-in-ring.html" target="_self">Golden Lion</a> at the 65th Venice Film Festival.

WICKER MAN

FUNNY HEADLINE/PICTURE COMBO OF THE DAY

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I was searching for a picture of the <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1861" target="_blank">Universal Studios fire</a> when I found the headline-photo combination at left.

POSTERS

NIC CAGE IS SOME KIND OF OCTOPUS

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In this new <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/bangkok_dangerous_ver2.jpg" target="_blank">poster</a> for <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1437" target="_blank">Bangkok Dangerous</a>, Nic Cage was standing behind some glass hugging himself just minding his own business, when suddenly, a gunman opened fire and a giant disembodied hand tried to steal his wallet.

POSTERS

NEW POSTER: BROTOX DANGEROUS (UPDATE)

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This is the new poster for Bangkok Dangerous, an upcoming thriller from the Pang brothers (remaking their own Hong Kong hit of the same name) starring Nic Cage and his creepy forehead.

PEGGY SUE GOT MARRIED

NIC CAGE PEGGY SUES KATHLEEN TURNER

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Nic Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for libel in London over allegations in her autobiography about his behavior on the set of Peggy Sue Got Married.

THE MECHANIC

STALLONE LIKES BRONSON, HAS GIANT VEINS

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Earlier this week, Sly Stallone signed a deal to star and produce a couple of action flicks, and one is said to be a remake of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068931/">The Mechanic</a>, a Charles Bronson flick from 1972.

steroids

SLY NOT SHY ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR THE JUICE

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Sly Stallone says he used HGH (Human Growth Hormone) to help him get buff for Rambo and he thinks there's nothing wrong with that.

POOPEATER MCSUCKSALOT

NAT’L TREASURE FOOTAGE LOOKS FAMILIAR…

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Scroll down for the news, but first, this video from The Rock may remind you of something.

nic cage

DARK SH-TTY

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Ahh, sometimes the headlines just write themselves.

#Star Wars

NIC CAGE SHOULD SHUT UP

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Nic Cage recently took some time away from his kids, Voltron and Fleagle or whatever the hell their names are to do <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=39875" target="_blank">an interview</a> in which he discussed Ghost Rider 2 and National Treasure 3.

THE WRESTLER

CAGE OUT, ROURKE IN ARONOFSKY PICTURE

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Mickey Rourke has been brought in to replace Nic Cage in Darren Aronofsky’s The Wrestler, set to begin shooting in January.

TRAILER

JESUS GETS ANOTHER TURD IN HIS STOCKING

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Today ComingSoon has <a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=38967" target="_blank">this clip</a> from Christmas in Wonderland, starring Patrick Swayze (also in the Brotox club).

THE WRESTLER

ANOTHER BROTOX VICTIM!

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Look, I thought the 'actors with <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/index.phtml?s=forehead&go.x=0&go.y=0&go=Go&dt=" target="_blank">freakishly creaseless foreheads trend</a>' needed a name, and I thought "Brotox" fit the bill, okay.

MICHELLE MONAGHAN

BILLY BOB THORNTON’S FOREHEAD IS IN A MOVIE

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Billy Bob Thornton and Anthony Mackie (Papa Doc) have joined the cast of Eagle Eye, which already includes Rosario Dawson, Shia LaBeouf and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1157358/">Michelle Monaghan</a>.


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