WILL SMITH

ROFLMNBAO: Heading Down The Home Stretch!

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As we head into the 4th quarter of the NBA season, the Chicago Bulls are the first and only team to have clinched a playoff spot so far, which wouldn’t seem like much of an accomplishment, except that Derrick Rose has missed 17 games this season.

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BRUCE BOWEN IS A SAINT, A SAINT I TELL YOU!

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After getting a one-game suspension for trying to <a href="../post.phtml?pk=5249">stomp Chris Paul's gonads</a>, Spurs hitman Bruce Bowen has once again been forced to <a href="http://www.mysanantonio.com/sports/basketball/nba/spurs/stories/MYSA031608.11C.BKNspurs.notebook.3221880.html" target="_blank">defend himself from accusations</a> that he's a dirty player and constantly bitching about foul calls against him.

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I HATE BRUCE BOWEN

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Year in and year out, the Spurs are the ugliest good team in the NBA, and while a lot of that stems from Tim Duncan's Sampras-like excellence, Manu Ginobili's flopping, and Tony Parker's stupid French face and bitch wife, it would be impossible to understate just how big of a cocksucker Bruce Bowen is.

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MIAMI HEAT PROMOTING IMAGINARY PLAYERS

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Since everything on the Internet is true, it's either 2001 or Bruce Bowen got traded back to the Heat, as this screen shot from the <a href="http://www.nba.com/heat/" target="_blank">Heat's official home page</a> implies (thanks to hunky reader Bruce -- not Bowen).

NEW YORK KNICKS

ISIAH THOMAS AND BRUCE BOWEN: NOT FRIENDS

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According to just about everybody, Bruce Bowen has a habit of sticking his foot under jump-shooting opponents in order to injure them when they land.


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