Kellan Lutz’s ‘Super Twink Hercules’ Is Pitching A Full Bucky Larson

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Kellan Lutz's The Legend of Hercules is tracking 0% recommended on RottenTomatoes, as apparently critics didn't appreciate a jacked blonde hairless Twilight twink playing the Greek hero.


Selena Gomez Movie Narrowly Avoids Being Bucky Larson'd

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In Getaway, Ethan Hawke plays a reluctant racecar driver forced to go along with a mission when some bad guys kidnap his wife.


0% ALERT: Grown Ups 2 is still pitching a perfect Bucky Larson

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With only 10 critics reporting, Grown Ups 2 is still pitching <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/wholl-win-the-bucky-larson-first-positive-review-sweepstakes" target="_blank">a perfect Bucky Larson</a> on<a href="https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/grown_ups_2/" target="_blank"> RottenTomatoes</a> with zero positive reviews.


Everyone Really Hates 'A Good Day to Die Hard'

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Only an idiot would expect a fifth Die Hard movie directed by the guy who did Max Payne and Flight of the Phoenix to be any good, but it's still impressive the degree to which it's been able to limbo under even the lowest of low expectations.


So, about those “positive” reviews for Abduction…

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Last Thursday, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/abduction-is-getting-bucky-larsond" target="_blank">I told you </a>about how Taylor Lautner's new movie, Abduction, was well on its way to earning a zero percent rating on <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/abduction_2011/" target="_blank">RottenTomatoes</a>, or, as we call it,<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/wholl-win-the-bucky-larson-first-positive-review-sweepstakes" target="_blank"> the full Bucky Larson</a> (still <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bucky_larson_born_to_be_a_star/" target="_blank">0% after 32 reviews</a>, incidentally).

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