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Your NFL Recap: Week 5

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And we all thought 2011 was the year of Philly didn’t we.

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Who Dey Think Gonna Beat Dem Morning Links

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Educated sportswriter opinion: The Buffalo Bills will easily beat the Bengals.

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Uncle Jesse’s Favorite Buffalo Bills Anthem

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When I saw a video titled "Buffalo Bill-ieving" in the <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/extramustard/hotclicks/09/26/hope-dworaczyk-nfl-week-3-roundup/index.html">Monday A.M. Hot Clicks</a> I thought for sure that somebody had added football words to Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" and really emphasized the "bel".

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Oakland Raiders Fans Got Screwed On Sunday

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If you’re an Oakland Raiders fan, you’re probably pretty excited about this year’s team, despite their loss on Sunday.

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Steve Johnson Eats Ass

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I don't want to be presumptuous, but is it safe to assume that a guy who orders, proudly displays and probably eats a birthday cake shaped like an enormous black lady-ass probably doesn't have healthy relationships with women.

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Darryl Talley is Not Taking the Rapture Very Seriously

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A loosely organized Christian movement has spread the word around the globe that Jesus Christ will return to earth on Saturday to gather the faithful into Heaven.

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Some Merry Band Of Idiots Will Draft Cam Newton

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Cam Newton is being compared to a lot of quarterbacks in the NFL, and almost none of those are promising.

TILA TEQUILA

Tila Tequila Appears On ‘Between Two Ferns’, Does Not Get Punched In Face

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<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0ff85dd3c8/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis" title="from Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis, Tila Tequila, Scott Aukerman, BJPorter, Cha-Ching Pictures, dannyjelinek, BoTown Sound, and FOD Team">Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/between_two_ferns">Between Two Ferns</a> We haven't seen TV's Tila Tequila since she was running for her life at a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/08/tila-tequila-assaulted-at-concert-shawne-merriman-cant-stop-laughing">Gathering Of The Juggalos</a> concert (pictured below).

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God Dropped Steve Johnson’s Pass

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UPDATE: <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/11/29/buffalo-bills-wide-receiver-steve-johnson-blames-god-on-twitter/">Vote in the ASYLUM poll: Would You Want Steve Johnson On Your Team?</a> Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson has been a very pleasant addition to two of my fantasy football rosters this season, but I guess it's worth pointing out that Bills fans are pretty excited to have an actual playmaker receiver on their roster for the first time since some guy named Andre Reed was strapping on his Hall of Fame shoes.

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Shawne Merriman Lasted 15 Minutes

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The newest Buffalo Bill already has come up lame.

OJ SIMPSON

Happy Anniversary, O.J. Simpson!

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It was 15 years ago yesterday that California’s judicial system first openly told the rest of the world: “If you’re a celebrity and you like to commit serious felonies then move here.

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BILLS TO HIRE…CHAN GAILEY?

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The Buffalo Bills are expected <a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/football/nfl/wire/sns-ap-fbn-bills-coach,0,6508026.story">to hire</a> former Cowboys head coach Chan Gailey today, their 5th head coach in ten years.

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EVERYBODY HATES BUFFALO

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The Buffalo Bills might have the smallest market-size-to-suck ratio in the entire NFL.

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BUFFALO MIGHT GET ONE MORE BILL

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So <a href="http://twitter.com/mortreport/status/7336242122">Chris Mortensen</a> caught wind of what he's calling a "stealth meeting" between the Buffalo Bills and current CBS NFL analyst Bill Cowher.

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COACH/OWN THE BUFFALO BILLS?

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Buffalo Bills owner Ralph Wilson, perhaps spurned by the dismissive indifference from Bill Cowher, seems hellbent on bringing in a coach with Super Bowl jewelry.

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THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU THROW UP

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So after the jump is that video of the left leg on Bills offensive lineman Eric Wood, and I think I might lose my lunch just from hitting "Publish" on this post.

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CFL COACH UP FOR BILLS JOB, EH?

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As Buffalo Bills interim coach Perry Fewell <a href="http://slanchreport.com/2009/11/20/lets-just-call-the-new-bills-head-coach-moses/">gets his commandments</a> in order, the search for the next poor bastard head man is on, and one of the names being tossed about is that of Montreal Alouettes head coach Marc Trestman.

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DICK JAURON GOT FIRED ON A TUESDAY

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On Sunday, Titans owner Bud Adams showed him the bird.


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