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Some Merry Band Of Idiots Will Draft Cam Newton

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Cam Newton is being compared to a lot of quarterbacks in the NFL, and almost none of those are promising.

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God Dropped Steve Johnson’s Pass

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UPDATE: Vote in the ASYLUM poll: Would You Want Steve Johnson On Your Team? Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson has been a very pleasant addition to two of my fantasy football rosters this season, but I guess it's worth pointing out that Bills fans are pretty excited to have an actual playmaker receiver on their roster for the first time since some guy named Andre Reed was strapping on his Hall of Fame shoes.

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Shawne Merriman Lasted 15 Minutes

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The newest Buffalo Bill already has come up lame.

OJ SIMPSON

Happy Anniversary, O.J. Simpson!

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It was 15 years ago yesterday that California’s judicial system first openly told the rest of the world: “If you’re a celebrity and you like to commit serious felonies then move here.

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BILLS TO HIRE…CHAN GAILEY?

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The Buffalo Bills are expected to hire former Cowboys head coach Chan Gailey today, their 5th head coach in ten years.

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EVERYBODY HATES BUFFALO

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The Buffalo Bills might have the smallest market-size-to-suck ratio in the entire NFL.

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BUFFALO MIGHT GET ONE MORE BILL

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So Chris Mortensen caught wind of what he's calling a "stealth meeting" between the Buffalo Bills and current CBS NFL analyst Bill Cowher.

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COACH/OWN THE BUFFALO BILLS?

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Buffalo Bills owner Ralph Wilson, perhaps spurned by the dismissive indifference from Bill Cowher, seems hellbent on bringing in a coach with Super Bowl jewelry.

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THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU THROW UP

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So after the jump is that video of the left leg on Bills offensive lineman Eric Wood, and I think I might lose my lunch just from hitting "Publish" on this post.

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CFL COACH UP FOR BILLS JOB, EH?

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As Buffalo Bills interim coach Perry Fewell gets his commandments in order, the search for the next poor bastard head man is on, and one of the names being tossed about is that of Montreal Alouettes head coach Marc Trestman.

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DICK JAURON GOT FIRED ON A TUESDAY

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On Sunday, Titans owner Bud Adams showed him the bird.

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$250,000

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That two hundred fifty large is the going rate of greatness.

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Your Week 5 NFL Recap

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Let’s just say the Patriots-Broncos game could make this a bitter affair.

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HOW TO, LIKE UM, BOMB AN INTERVIEW

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Here's Ellis Lankster, the 7th round pick in last April's draft for the Bills, and other athletes wish they had the same command of the podium that he does.

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THIRD NFL OC FIRED IN PRESEASON

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What the hell is going on here.

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8.13 The Cooler

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Heather Feather Makes Thursday Better Judge Sentences Man To 6 Months For Yawning In Court [BoingBoing] For Basketball, Europe Is The New USA [Open Sports] 30 Ways to Lose a Job on Twitter [Resume Bear] 10 Fabulously Awful Uniforms In Sports History [Sports Poop] Bills [...].

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AJ TRAPASSO IS A POINT-SCORING MACHINE

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Two of the more fascinating plays in the Hall of Fame Game last night involved Tennessee-Titan-in-Houston-Oiler-clothing punter AJ Trapasso, who took a safety to end the game and give Tennessee a useless 21-18 win over the Buffalo Bills.

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TERRELL OWENS IS NOT A SYMPATHETIC FIGURE

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I hate to direct profane language at anyone that doesn't deserve it, but when I heard David Lloyd on SportsCenter today refer to Terrell Owens as "a sympathetic figure" after Joanna Krupa put him in his place on some reality show, I about lost my damn mind.

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DID THIS GUY WANK IT IN FRONT OF GRANDMA?

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The Buffalo Bills running back who allegedly masturbated in front of the window of a 59-year-old woman passed a polygraph test.


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