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BUFFALO MIGHT GET ONE MORE BILL

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So <a href="http://twitter.com/mortreport/status/7336242122">Chris Mortensen</a> caught wind of what he's calling a "stealth meeting" between the Buffalo Bills and current CBS NFL analyst Bill Cowher.

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COACH/OWN THE BUFFALO BILLS?

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Buffalo Bills owner Ralph Wilson, perhaps spurned by the dismissive indifference from Bill Cowher, seems hellbent on bringing in a coach with Super Bowl jewelry.

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THIS MIGHT MAKE YOU THROW UP

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So after the jump is that video of the left leg on Bills offensive lineman Eric Wood, and I think I might lose my lunch just from hitting "Publish" on this post.

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CFL COACH UP FOR BILLS JOB, EH?

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As Buffalo Bills interim coach Perry Fewell <a href="http://slanchreport.com/2009/11/20/lets-just-call-the-new-bills-head-coach-moses/">gets his commandments</a> in order, the search for the next poor bastard head man is on, and one of the names being tossed about is that of Montreal Alouettes head coach Marc Trestman.

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DICK JAURON GOT FIRED ON A TUESDAY

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On Sunday, Titans owner Bud Adams showed him the bird.

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$250,000

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That two hundred fifty large is the going rate of greatness.

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Your Week 5 NFL Recap

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Let’s just say the Patriots-Broncos game could make this a bitter affair.

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HOW TO, LIKE UM, BOMB AN INTERVIEW

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Here's Ellis Lankster, the 7th round pick in last April's draft for the Bills, and other athletes wish they had the same command of the podium that he does.

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THIRD NFL OC FIRED IN PRESEASON

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What the hell is going on here.

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8.13 The Cooler

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Heather Feather Makes Thursday Better Judge Sentences Man To 6 Months For Yawning In Court [BoingBoing] For Basketball, Europe Is The New USA [Open Sports] 30 Ways to Lose a Job on Twitter [Resume Bear] 10 Fabulously Awful Uniforms In Sports History [Sports Poop] Bills [...].

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AJ TRAPASSO IS A POINT-SCORING MACHINE

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Two of the more fascinating plays in the Hall of Fame Game last night involved Tennessee-Titan-in-Houston-Oiler-clothing punter <a href="http://www.ohiostatebuckeyes.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=17300&ATCLID=1059324">AJ Trapasso</a>, who took a safety to end the game and give Tennessee a useless 21-18 win over the Buffalo Bills.

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TERRELL OWENS IS NOT A SYMPATHETIC FIGURE

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I hate to direct profane language at anyone that doesn't deserve it, but when I heard <a href="http://search.espn.go.com/david-lloyd/">David Lloyd</a> on SportsCenter today refer to Terrell Owens as "a sympathetic figure" after <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/joanna-krupa-has-solved-terrell-owens">Joanna Krupa put him in his place</a> on some reality show, I <a href="http://twitter.com/PUNTE/status/2312489388">about lost my damn mind</a>.

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DID THIS GUY WANK IT IN FRONT OF GRANDMA?

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The Buffalo Bills running back who allegedly masturbated in front of the window of a 59-year-old woman passed a polygraph test.

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TERRELL OWENS BLOWS MY MIND SOMETIMES

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Owens seems to spawn forgiveness wherever he goes.

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TO CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S A DOUCHEBAG

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Noted douchebag Terrell Owens actually showed up in Orchard Park, NY to take part in the Buffalo Bills' mini-camp.

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OWENS SIGNING WAS SENSIBLE, WEIRD

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The big news over the weekend must have been Terrell Owens' one-year, $6.

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MARSHAWN LYNCH WAS PARKED SUSPICIOUSLY

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Bills running back Marshawn Lynch was charged with felony gun possession last week, and at the time it seemed like an odd arrest because the news story made no mention of why Lynch and his two friends were pulled over.

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BUFFALO CHEERLEADERS INVADE BAGHDAD

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The Buffalo Jills are in Iraq -- I assume to improve troop morale, not to train Iraqi police -- and they stayed at Baghdad's JVB Hotel at the same time as photographer <a href="http://juliedermansky.blogspot.com/2009/02/jvb-hotel-luxury-left-over-in-baghdad.html" target="_blank">Julie Dermansky</a>, who snapped some photos of the Jills in the (formerly) five-star setting.

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MARSHAWN LYNCH LOVES HIS MAMA, PENGUINS

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Bills running back Marshawn Lynch isn't just a fantasy stud and a <a href="http://www.yardbarker.com/users/MarshawnLynch" target="_blank">21st century e.e. cummings</a>.

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MONDAY SUCK OFF: MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

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Once again, there was no shortage of heartbreak, disappointment, and abject failure in the NFL, and as usual there's no better place to celebrate all that than in the Monday Morning Suck-Off.


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