That two hundred fifty large is the going rate of greatness.
- Geek & Sci-Fi
Let’s just say the Patriots-Broncos game could make this a bitter affair.
Here's Ellis Lankster, the 7th round pick in last April's draft for the Bills, and other athletes wish they had the same command of the podium that he does.
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Two of the more fascinating plays in the Hall of Fame Game last night involved Tennessee-Titan-in-Houston-Oiler-clothing punter <a href="http://www.ohiostatebuckeyes.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=17300&ATCLID=1059324">AJ Trapasso</a>, who took a safety to end the game and give Tennessee a useless 21-18 win over the Buffalo Bills.
I hate to direct profane language at anyone that doesn't deserve it, but when I heard <a href="http://search.espn.go.com/david-lloyd/">David Lloyd</a> on SportsCenter today refer to Terrell Owens as "a sympathetic figure" after <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/06/joanna-krupa-has-solved-terrell-owens">Joanna Krupa put him in his place</a> on some reality show, I <a href="http://twitter.com/PUNTE/status/2312489388">about lost my damn mind</a>.
The Buffalo Bills running back who allegedly masturbated in front of the window of a 59-year-old woman passed a polygraph test.
Owens seems to spawn forgiveness wherever he goes.
Noted douchebag Terrell Owens actually showed up in Orchard Park, NY to take part in the Buffalo Bills' mini-camp.
The big news over the weekend must have been Terrell Owens' one-year, $6.
Bills running back Marshawn Lynch was charged with felony gun possession last week, and at the time it seemed like an odd arrest because the news story made no mention of why Lynch and his two friends were pulled over.
The Buffalo Jills are in Iraq -- I assume to improve troop morale, not to train Iraqi police -- and they stayed at Baghdad's JVB Hotel at the same time as photographer <a href="http://juliedermansky.blogspot.com/2009/02/jvb-hotel-luxury-left-over-in-baghdad.html" target="_blank">Julie Dermansky</a>, who snapped some photos of the Jills in the (formerly) five-star setting.
Bills running back Marshawn Lynch isn't just a fantasy stud and a <a href="http://www.yardbarker.com/users/MarshawnLynch" target="_blank">21st century e.e. cummings</a>.
Once again, there was no shortage of heartbreak, disappointment, and abject failure in the NFL, and as usual there's no better place to celebrate all that than in the Monday Morning Suck-Off.
Last night's Browns-Bills game was brutally insipid for three quarters, then it magically turned into a great game in the 4th quarter.
<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/bills.jpg"></a>After succumbing to the inherent sexiness of an NFL stadium, two fans attending Sunday's Jets-Bills game in Buffalo were <a href="http://www.buffalonews.com/cityregion/story/483432.html" target="_blank">arrested for having sex in a women's room stall</a>.
Stop and think about how competitive the market for large, obese men really is.
Marshawn Lynch rarely updates his Yardbarker blog, so it’s tough to remember to check up on it, especially if you’re as lazy and uninspired as I am.
On Sunday, the Bills played like ass against the Raiders but still managed to win on Rian Lindell's last-second field goal.