CHIPOTLE

Chipotle Will Give You A Free Burrito… If You Try A Tofu One First

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Would you like a free Chipotle burrito? The catch is that you have to try a tofu one first.

PARRY GRIPP

Good Luck Getting Parry Gripp’s New Song ‘Burrito Van’ Out Of Your Head Today

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Nerf Herder frontman Parry Gripp is back with another hyper-catchy song, this one titled "Burrito Van." BURRITO VAN!

CHIPOTLE

There’s A Chipotle Crisis At Penn State And Everybody’s Losing Their Burrito-Loving Minds

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A Chipotle has closed at Penn State and people aren't taking the news very well.

#FOOD

Taco Bell’s Mad Scientists Merged A Burrito And Quesadilla To Make A ‘Quesarito’

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To prove that simply combining two existing foods gets people way too excited, Taco Bell is rolling out the Quesarito.

TACO BELL

Taco Bell Will Now Offer Menu Items With Even More Meat

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Photo: Erik Marcus Fans of Taco Bell's meat will send praise to their magnanimous deity upon hearing of the fast food chain's decision that it will begin offering new menu options with more--yes, more--meat.

#MLB

Bryce Harper Is The Luckiest Man Alive

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The Washington Nationals are amazingly fortunate.

#FLORIDA

THE SINGLE GREATEST NEWS LEDE OF ALL TIME – Update

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And now, I present to you, the single greatest news lede that will ever be written.

#Documentaries

CHIPOTLE SPONSORS A MOVIE

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Chipotle has announced that it will be sponsoring the food industry documentary/exposé Food Inc.


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