DRUGS

This Drug Dealer Hid $1,500 Worth Of Heroin And Cocaine In His Butt For 23 Days

A drug dealer in London tried to hide £1,000 worth of heroin and crack cocaine from the police by putting it up his butt.

REDDIT

This Guy Used The Sneakiest Tactic Ever To Ask His Girlfriend For Butt Sex

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This guy used a technique that can only be described as 'artful' to ask his girlfriend for anal sex.

Butt Stuff

There’s A Gay Avenue Butt Stabber On The Loose In Cleveland!

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If this story about a man being stabbed in a very sensitive area doesn't regress you into a child then we don't even know you anymore.

FARTS

A Man Tried To Vacuum His Own Farts And Paid For It With His Sphincter

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Vacuuming your farts is a terrible idea. Here's a story to prove it.f

#Animals

If I Fits, It Stinks: This Lion Cub Got His Head Stuck In A Dead Buffalo’s Anus

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A lion cub found himself at the wrong end of a dead buffalo after rushing towards the carrion to get some sweet, sweet sweetmeats.

TIME TRAVEL

Neil deGrasse Tyson Has Some Issues With ‘Terminator’, Is Not A Time-Traveling Robot

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Neil deGrasse Tyson explains the probability of time-traveling killer robots to a child.

PLAYBOY

Model Sues Playboy After ‘Golf Tee In Butt’ Stunt Goes Terribly Wrong

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Liz Dickson is suing Playboy after a stunt that involved lodging a golf tee between her butt cheeks resulted in pain and suffering.

#south park

WATCH: Here Are The Banned Scenes From 'South Park: The Stick Of Truth'

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'South Park: The Stick of Truth' is out today, but gamers overseas will be getting a censored version. Here are videos of what they're missing.

#south park

Here’s Why ‘South Park: The Stick Of Truth’ Will Be Censored Outside The US

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We know it's shocking that 'South Park: The Stick of Truth' might be tasteless and offensive to delicate sensibilities, and yet...


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