This Guy Used The Sneakiest Tactic Ever To Ask His Girlfriend For Butt Sex

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This guy used a technique that can only be described as 'artful' to ask his girlfriend for anal sex.

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There’s A Gay Avenue Butt Stabber On The Loose In Cleveland!

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If this story about a man being stabbed in a very sensitive area doesn't regress you into a child then we don't even know you anymore.


A Man Tried To Vacuum His Own Farts And Paid For It With His Sphincter

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Vacuuming your farts is a terrible idea. Here's a story to prove it.f


If I Fits, It Stinks: This Lion Cub Got His Head Stuck In A Dead Buffalo’s Anus

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A lion cub found himself at the wrong end of a dead buffalo after rushing towards the carrion to get some sweet, sweet sweetmeats.


Neil deGrasse Tyson Has Some Issues With ‘Terminator’, Is Not A Time-Traveling Robot

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Neil deGrasse Tyson explains the probability of time-traveling killer robots to a child.


Model Sues Playboy After ‘Golf Tee In Butt’ Stunt Goes Terribly Wrong

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Liz Dickson is suing Playboy after a stunt that involved lodging a golf tee between her butt cheeks resulted in pain and suffering.

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WATCH: Here Are The Banned Scenes From 'South Park: The Stick Of Truth'

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'South Park: The Stick of Truth' is out today, but gamers overseas will be getting a censored version. Here are videos of what they're missing.

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Here’s Why ‘South Park: The Stick Of Truth’ Will Be Censored Outside The US

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We know it's shocking that 'South Park: The Stick of Truth' might be tasteless and offensive to delicate sensibilities, and yet...

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