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Brain Bleaching Thought Of The Day: Paula Deen Once Had Sex On A Train

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Here are some of the highlights from Gawker's lengthy piece on a $3,000 Paula Deen cruise recently attended by one of their reporters.

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Paula Deen Is Making A Comeback In The Least Surprising Story Of The Day

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Paula Deen is coming back because repercussions only last until you forget about it, y'all

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Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: The Dark Knight Rises And Hope Springs Eternal

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The Dark Knight Rises is out today on DVD and Blu-ray and nothing else matters.

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This Week in Posters & Stills: Hobbits and Horror

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Well, folks, it's a month before October, and you know what that means: horror season.

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Butter (Trailer)

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In small-town Iowa, an adopted girl discovers her talent for butter carving and finds herself pitted against an ambitious local woman in their town's annual contest.

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Butter trailer something something OLIVIA WILDE STRIPPING!

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CHEAP TRAFFIC-WHORING UPDATE: The other day I made the mistake of not turning <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/08/vanessa-hudgens-stripping-in-the-frozen-ground-trailer" target="_blank">Vanessa Hudgens' striptease</a> into a gif, but I'm not allergic to cash-money so I won't be making the mistake of trying not to seem pervy ever again.

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HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: 'Truck Fire Burns More Than Ton Of Butter On Ky. Interstate'

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<a href="http://www.wlwt.com/r/30588865/detail.html">IMPORTANT BREAKING BUTTER NEWS</a>.

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X-Ray Pinup Calendar: Germans & The Japanese Working Together

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Japanese computer company <a href="http://www.eizo.com/global/">EIZO</a> has the right idea when it comes to promoting their high-end monitors to doctors: they get Germans to do it for them.

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Butter Sculpting & Aziz Ansari: a Black List scripts update

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The <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/best-unproduced-screenplays-of-2009" target="_blank">Black List</a> is a list of Hollywood's best unproduced scripts as voted on by executives.

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HOLLYWOOD FARTS ON BLACKLIST SCRIPT, PULLS COVER OVER ITS HEAD

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Butter is a Jason Micallef script "that uses a butter-carving contest at the Iowa State Fair as a metaphor for 2008's Hilary versus Obama Iowa caucus showdown," which won a Nicholl Fellowship and made the 2009 Black List.


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