The ‘Butterup’ Proves That You’ve Been Buttering Your Toast Wrong All These Years

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The Kickstarter for the 'ButterUp' has blown away expectations for doing nothing but allowing you to spread butter easier.

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Brain Bleaching Thought Of The Day: Paula Deen Once Had Sex On A Train

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Here are some of the highlights from Gawker's lengthy piece on a $3,000 Paula Deen cruise recently attended by one of their reporters.

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Paula Deen Is Making A Comeback In The Least Surprising Story Of The Day

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Paula Deen is coming back because repercussions only last until you forget about it, y'all


Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: The Dark Knight Rises And Hope Springs Eternal

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The Dark Knight Rises is out today on DVD and Blu-ray and nothing else matters.


This Week in Posters & Stills: Hobbits and Horror

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Well, folks, it's a month before October, and you know what that means: horror season.


Butter (Trailer)


In small-town Iowa, an adopted girl discovers her talent for butter carving and finds herself pitted against an ambitious local woman in their town's annual contest.


Butter trailer something something OLIVIA WILDE STRIPPING!

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CHEAP TRAFFIC-WHORING UPDATE: The other day I made the mistake of not turning Vanessa Hudgens' striptease into a gif, but I'm not allergic to cash-money so I won't be making the mistake of trying not to seem pervy ever again.

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X-Ray Pinup Calendar: Germans & The Japanese Working Together

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Japanese computer company EIZO has the right idea when it comes to promoting their high-end monitors to doctors: they get Germans to do it for them.


Butter Sculpting & Aziz Ansari: a Black List scripts update

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The Black List is a list of Hollywood's best unproduced scripts as voted on by executives.



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Butter is a Jason Micallef script "that uses a butter-carving contest at the Iowa State Fair as a metaphor for 2008's Hilary versus Obama Iowa caucus showdown," which won a Nicholl Fellowship and made the 2009 Black List.

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