I'm hoping this is just some sort of mistake or Twitter glitch, but avant garde Twitter genius Jose Canseco's account vanished from the internet this afternoon, sending his legions of devoted followers into a panic over the potential loss of their hero -- a steroid freak who used Twitter <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/my-nearly-steamy-night-with-jose-canseco">to troll for booty</a> like a real-life Kenny Powers.