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Seahawks Fans Blow Up Aaron Curry Jersey For Revenge But Also For Explosion

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Aaron Curry is presently a linebacker in the Raiders' vaunted Whatevs defense.

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WE AHHHH CURSED BY SECRET MEXICANS! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Tony Romo was spotted wearing a Celtics singlet, so Busted Coverage says the Celtics have obviously been infected with Romo's powers of chokeitude or something.

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NFL-Sanctioned Nike Uniform Porn, Featuring Champ Bailey, The Ben, and WELKAHHHHHH

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You may have already seen this video via Twitter or my primary home of SB Nation, but as long as KSK exists there will be room for homoeroticism, shouts of "WELKAH," and my all-consuming, soul-burning hatred for Ben Roethlisberger.

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Seahawks Continue Torrid Love Affair With Packers Backup QBs

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A Seahawks quarterback who isn't Tarvaris Jackson, is possibly competent and loves dogs.

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Seahawks Fans: A Fanbase So Sour, It Can Only Be Safely Contained in a Magnetic Field

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Because they harbor a delusion that tells them that we care, Seahawks fans are letting the world know that they would rather become the only team without a Super Bowl title in a division that includes the Rams and the Cardinals than see the Steelers win another one.

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Your Last Sunday Night Game for Two Weeks Could Be More Appealing

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Hey, remember when all the dipshit Colts fans last week were blithering that the rest of the AFC had to be pissing itself following Indy's rolling of the Ravens.

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We’re Gonna Take the Ball and We’re Gonna Get Two or Three First Downs. Then We’re Probably Going to Punt

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If old age has granted me any wisdom, it's that I've learned to temper my expectations a touch.


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