Canada

Want To Be A Star Athlete? Start Smoking

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The headline reads "Report: Smoking may be beneficial to long distance runners".

BOSTON BRUINS

Finally, Someone Fighting About Hockey

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I think the guy providing color commentary for this fight says it all.

Baseball

Whoops, We Forgot About The Murderer Part

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David Martin, president and general manager of new independent baseball Frontier League team the London Rippers, doesn't understand why people think he named the team after Jack the Ripper, the infamous serial killer who raped and murdered prostitutes.

CANADA RUINS EVERYTHING

Justin Bieber: The Only Important Person In Professional Basketball

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From <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/ludacris">Twitter</a>, where the right teenager can say "hamburger" and make it a Worldwide Trending Topic: And such is the aftermath of LudaDay Weekend, the Labor Day festivities at the Morehouse Forbes Arena in Atlanta featuring a charity basketball game championed by the black star of white movies and a 17-year old Canadian pop singer who looks like <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/257552h.jpg">Kim Darby circa True Grit</a> and commands more instant, teary-eyed response than any popular basketball player.

BEIJING OLYMPICS

Michael Phelps Is A Traitor!

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It is being reported today that American Olympic swimming hero Michael Phelps, winner of 8 gold medals at the 2008 Summer Olympics, is dating a Canadian.

CANADA RUINS EVERYTHING

A Guide to Not Recognizing Your Mascots Part 2

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Yesterday's video of a <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/a-guide-to-not-recognizing-your-mascots">7-foot bear learning the coldness of the human heart</a> was pretty funny, but today's video amps up the hilarity by making every possible aspect of a mascot's missed high-five sadder.

BOOBIES

Finally, A Championship The BCS Can't Ruin

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Tammy Morris is a woman with vision and passion.


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