Written by Canadian DJ Trevor Risk

Canada, Shmanada: Why the NFL Needs to Give Up On Toronto

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Canada is the NFL's bootycall, and we have several snapchats saved of the NFL's half-erect wanger. I say, we put them on Reddit, and flame the relationship.

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KOMMENTARIAT KOMMENTS OF THE WEEK: FEBRUARY 4TH – FEBRUARY 10TH

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The best of the week in KSK comments plus a stern message about Canada jokes.

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Crackhead Toronto Mayor Smokes Crack, Luvs Ya Blue

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Rob Ford, woke up this morning, knowing he was going to admit to the world that he hits the Casper Chronic, looked at himself in his giant mirror and thought "Today feels like an NFL tie day," and put on his tie that, considering the Oilers logo and moustachioed Buccaneer, has to be so old that it was a gift from Toi Cook.

xmas ape

Sorry, Pot-Smoking Canadian, No Super Bowl For You

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A Canadian man won an all-expenses-paid trip to the Super Bowl from Bud Light Canada, but was turned away by customs agents at the Toronto airport on Thursday because he got busted on a marijuana possession charge in 1981.

xmas ape

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Apparently Jim Fassel's declaration of absolute fealty did little to sway Count Al, as the coach is now a candidate to take a job in the CFL.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

STREAKING CHEERLEADERS NOT STREAKING

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Once again, the term "streak" is being misused in the news media, as a group of Canadian high school cheerleaders are in semi-trouble for stripping down to their underwear and spraying the opposing football team with silly string.

OLYMPICS

NAKED GIRLS WITH GUNS!

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Like most people who were breast-fed until age 10, I appreciate women with rock-hard asses and high-powered rifles.

SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS

CANADIAN COP 1, DRUNK FAN 0

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Much like the beloved American tradition, Canadia also has football on Thanksgiving.

CFL

THIS IS WHY CANADIAN FOOTBALL SUCKS

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The Canadian Football League.

CHEERLEADERS

LOOKS LIKE A FUN PARTY

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The Blue Lightning are the Winnipeg Blue Bombers' cheerleading squad, and today we get photos of them at play in and out of uniform.

drunken kickers

The CFL is a chickenshit operation

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In the States he is known as “the idiot kicker”; in his native land he is simply “the kicker.

HOCKEY

HOCKEY TROPHIES ARE FLIMSY

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The MasterCard Memorial Cup is awarded to the champions of the Canadian Hockey League, a composite league consisting of over 60 teams from the Ontario Hockey League, Quebec Major Junior Hockey League, and Western Hockey League.

CANADIA

CANADIA DECLARES WAR ON FASHION

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Stephen Abootman's plot to exact revenge on the world for Canadian disrespect has taken a new sartorial form.

Unsilent Majority

Northern Aggression: Dey Took Urr Fertbaw!

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Our beloved game is under attack, and from an entirely unlikely adversary.

WINTER SPORTS

THE AWESOMEST THING YOU’LL SEE ALL DAY

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I've seen a lot of amazing viral videos of TV reporters, from a bird crapping on a guy's face to a blind guy getting called gay to Carl Monday.

ESPN

PLEASE KEEP THESE BERMAN VIDEOS COMING

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The rash of underground videos of Chris Berman acting like a jackass on camera continues with the latest from American hero ampex2000.

Football

FOOTBALL IS RELAXING

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This football-themed commercial for the Ontario Lottery Board has nothing to do with the Ontario Lottery Board, but sometimes it's enough just to be clever and funny.

HOCKEY

YOUTH HOCKEY IS BRUTALLY VIOLENT

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Earlier this week I ignored a story about a brawl between two youth hockey teams, because it happened in Canadia so I was like whatever.

VICTORIA AZARENKA

A SNAPPED FEMUR PROBABLY HURTS

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Reader/underwear model Ian sent in this clip from some football game in Canadia called the Vanier Cup, which is apparently the rough equivalent of a bowl game in the Great United States.


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