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Kristen Stewart Won France’s Equivalent To An Oscar On Friday

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Yes, Kristen Stewart won an award, and yes, the French have their own Oscars.


Quentin Tarantino And Uma Thurman Are Allegedly Dating Now

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Gossip magazines have finally gotten their wish, according to gossip magazines.


Here’s How Your Jennifer Lawrence Rape Joke Scandals Are Made

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Don't believe half of what the Internet is saying about Jennifer Lawrence.

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Are Justin Bieber And Paris Hilton Doing It? A Serious Investigation

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Paris Hilton and Justin Bieber are totally doing it in Cannes. Either that or they're absolutely not, at all whatsoever.


Sylvester Stallone Had A Great Explanation For Why ‘The Expendables 3′ Will Be PG-13

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“I think if you wake up in the morning and your ass falls off, it’s time to retire.”


Here’s Jennifer Lawrence’s Guaranteed Cure For Hiccups

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Let Jennifer Lawrence explain her fool-proof cure for the hiccups. Everything she does is a cure for something.


Check Out The Trailer For Eventual Oscar Nominee ‘Mr. Turner’

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Director Mike Leigh's latest, 'Mr. Turner,' is already being touted as surefire Oscar bait.

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For Sale At Cannes: ‘Who The F#@k Took My Daughter?’ From Aaron Seltzer And Jason Friedberg

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'Who The F#@k Took My Daughter?' is the latest HIIIIIILARIOUS spoof idea from Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg.


Video: Someone Found Footage Of Jerry Lewis’ ‘Embarrassing’ 1972 Holocaust Movie

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At 87 years of age, Jerry Lewis is expected to be a cranky old man with crazy opinions about random things, and he didn’t disappoint at Cannes back in May, when he premiered his first film in almost two decades.


Ryan Gosling’s Film Was Booed At Cannes

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By all accounts, Ryan Gosling’s latest film, Only God Forgives, which was directed by Drive’s Nicolas Winding Refn, is extremely violent.


This Week in Posters & Stills: Dark Knights Will Rise, Lizards Gonna Lizard

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Kicking off a super-sized edition of this week's This Week in Posters is the newest batch of Dark Knight Rises posters.

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This Week in Posters & Stills: James Bond, Bill Murray in Plaid, Spazzy Will Smith

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Kicking off this week's This Week in Posters and Stills, here's the latest poster for Skyfall, the 23rd James Bond film, directed by Sam Mendes, starring Daniel Craig and Javier Bardem, opening November 9th.


This Week in Posters: Avengers, Men in Black 3, Etc.

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THIS WEEK IN POSTERS: This week in This Week in Posters, we've got superheroes, starlets, blood, and of course Will Smith.

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Lars Von Trier may face charges in France over his awesome Hitler joke

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According to a statement from Lars Von Trier, Von Trier was questioned by police in Denmark "in connection with charges made by the prosecution of Grasse in France from August 2011 regarding a possible violation of prohibition in French law against justification of war crimes.

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Kirsten Dunst courageously washes her hands of director at the first sign of controversy

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Kirsten Dunst won best actress at Cannes for her role in Lars von Trier's Melancholia, so you'd think that when she got asked about Von Trier's Nazi comments (which were only offensive if you're an idiot), she might at least show an attempt at understanding.


France doth protest too much: Lars Von Trier banned from Cannes

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You can read the full quote of what Lars Von Trier said at Cannes the other day in the bottom half of this post, but I think any sane person would agree that it was pretty obvious that he was joking.


Lars Von Trier is sorry about your frilly panties

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Earlier today, I told you about Lars Von Trier's now-infamous "I'm a Nazi" declaration at the Cannes press conference for his film, Melancholia.


Emily Browning plays a comatose prostitute again

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Here's Australian actress Emily Browning, aka Sucker Punch's Baby Doll, in the Cannes poster for the Jane Campion-produced Sleeping Beauty.


Sean Penn makes Robert Smith seem even uglier

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If you thought Robert Smith from The Cure was ugly, you're probably puking in your mouth from the sight of Sean Penn's impression of him in This Must Be the Place.


This is why people hate the French

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I've never been to France, but the French people I've met have generally been pretty nice, so when I make French jokes, it's mostly because I'm amused by the English-speaking world's irrational hatred of all things French.

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