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Keanu Reeves With A Katana? It Must Be The Newest ’47 Ronin’ Trailer.

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'47 Ronin' stars Keanu Reeves as a leaderless samurai who battles Rinko Kikuchi from 'Pacific Rim', who can turn into a dragon. THIS MOVIE EXISTS.

THE GIFT

Hollywood adapting this robot-and-miniature-unicorn-filled short

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Commercial director Carl Rinsch, who was at various points attached to direct an <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/05/remake-of-alien-ridley-scott" target="_blank">Alien prequel</a> and a <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/11/keanu-reeves-samurai-movie-finds-director" target="_blank">Keanu Reeves samurai</a> flick, directed the short you see above, The Gift, which is set in Moscow, and deals with robots and a mysterious box possibly filled with miniature unicorns, which is how I imagine <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/03/diora-baird-as-orion-slave-girl" target="_blank">Diora Baird</a>'s vagina feels.

SAMURAI

KEANU REEVES SAMURAI MOVIE FINDS DIRECTOR

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Commercial director Carl Rinsch (you can see couple examples of his work below), who was once attached the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/what-isnt-ridley-scott-directing">Alien prequel</a>, has been hired to direct 47 Ronin, a Keanu Reeves samurai movie.


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