Taylor Bennett

Turn Up And Listen To “Dope” By Logan, Taylor Bennett & Carl

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Fire it up whenever you need an emergency adrenaline boost.

SUPER BOWL

CARL FROM ‘ATHF’ ON SUPER BOWL BETTING

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div#main{overflow:visible;}The good people at <a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951f130c9f011f22ea2ee50162">[adult swim]</a> didn't do weekly Carl Brutananadilewski this past year, and the NFL season was less entertaining for it.

NEW YORK GIANTS

RIGHT OFF THE LINE: A HOT ‘CARL’ VIDEO

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NFL

CARL PREDICTS SUPER BOWL WIN FOR GIANTS

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div#main{overflow:visible;}<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display: block">Here's this week's Carl video, which by default is preferable to the previous post.  This clip at least pushes the studly naked college quarterbacks down the page a little while I work on putting together some photo galleries to re-sexify things around here.Also, if you missed it, <a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/TheSportingBlog/132436/" target="_blank">the Sporting Blog</a> has a link to a ten-minute.

NFL

CARL REFLECTS ON THE NFC CHAMPIONSHIP

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div#main{overflow:visible;}<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display: block">As you might have expected, Carl's pretty stoked about the Giants' win over the Packers, but that doesn't mean he isn't still prepared to destroy misser-of-field-goals Lawrence Tynes's life if the need arises  Also featured in this video: creative nicknames and loose plans for rioting.  Or as I call it, "Tuesday."[<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392179bd29c01179cb408ac0003" target="_blank">adult swim</a>] .

NFL

CARL IS LESS PISSED THAN USUAL (UPDATE)

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div#main{overflow:visible;}<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display: block">I don't know what kind of operation the people at adult swim are running that allows them to take three weeks off from making Carl videos, but I'm glad they're back, because I'd had just about enough of writing the full compliment of posts every week.  Anyway, Carl's back to celebrate his role in the Giants' win, and it's almost like he's reading <a href="http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=4767">straight from the New York Post</a>.

CARL

CARL’S BOWL LOCKS OF THE CENTURY

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div#main{overflow:visible;}<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display: block">I've been posting these Carl videos ever since he started doing a weekly pissed-off rant about sports, and this is by far my favorite one yet.  Perhaps it's because Carl has softened his tone for the holidays, perhaps it's because his college bowl picks seem so insightful... but probably it's because the video includes this sentence: "I then pelted her with ice and loose change."  That goes a long way in my book.[<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39216fc25de0116fe19025a0005" target="_blank">adult swim</a>] .

steroids

MITCHELL REPORT = RED SOX CONSPIRACY

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div#main{overflow:visible;}<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display: block">I'm not gonna lie: the weekly appearance of Carl on this site makes my life a little bit less miserable.  This week, Carl attacks the Mitchell Report for being a New England scheme to sully the proud history of the Yankees.  And it's pretty good.  About the only way I can stomach any talk of the Sox-Yanks rivalry is if it's done by a fictional, ironic cartoon fan. [<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39216e887be0116e88dfd0d0003" target="_blank">adult swim</a>] .

MISCELLANY

CARL STILL HATES THE BCS

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div#main{overflow:visible;}<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display: block">Quick recap of what Carl has to say: College football sucks this year because no team has stepped up and won when it counts.  He prefers the NFL to NCAA football.  Porn is awesome.  And he hates Ohio State.I've never thought that a man in zubaz pants and a hair sweater would turn out to be the wisest of sports fans, but I've been wrong before.  Well, not so much wrong as the world failed to bend to my beliefs.  The world can be pretty disappointing that way. [<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392169f78ee0116a08b42b80005" target="_blank">adult swim</a>] .




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