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TONY LARUSSA’S DUI VIDEO IS FUNNY, SAD

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Tony LaRussa pleaded guilty and took full responsibility the other day for the charges of his <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2421">DUI arrest eight months ago</a>.

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CARDINALS FANS HAVE STD’S

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A late start today means that this story has spread like a, um, wildfire.

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HGH IN BASEBALL? MY INNOCENCE IS LOST

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Just hours after Rick Ankiel powered the Cardinals <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270906124" target="_blank">to another win</a> with two home runs and 7 RBI against the Pirates, the <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/2007/09/06/2007-09-06_rick_ankiel_received_12month_supply_of_h.html" target="_blank">New York Daily News</a> revealed that Ankiel received a shipment of human growth hormone in 2004.

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SCOTT BAKER PITCHES WELL

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The <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7176608" title="FOX Sports" target="_blank">Minnesota Twins' Scott Baker</a> almost threw a perfect game last night:[W]ith a Metrodome crowd of 24,986 cheering, he went to a 3-0 count leading off on John Buck.

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HERE COMES RICK ANKIEL

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Former pitching prospect turned head case turned failure turned outfield prospect Rick Ankiel made his re-debut as a Cardinal last night, hitting a three-run homer that powered St.

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MATT VASGERSIAN LOVES ST. LOUIS

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The Cardinals scored all ten of their runs in the fifth inning last night, chasing David Wells and sending them on to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270806124&action=playvideo&hcmp=motion" target="_blank">a 10-5 victory</a>.

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PHILS SET MARK FOR FRANCHISE FUTILITY

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The Philadelphia Phillies suffered their 10,000th all-time loss last night to the St.

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CUBS WIN THANKS TO DELICIOUS PIE

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Rookie Felix Pie hit a three-run homer and Carlos Zambrano pitched well in his first start since his dugout scuffle with catcher Michael Barrett, and the Cubs <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270606108" target="_blank">notched a a 6-2 win</a> over the Brewers at Miller Park.

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CARDINALS FANS ARE THE COOLEST

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Most Americans who don't live in Missouri pronounce the state's name like an improperly accented version of "misery," which is a pretty fitting description.

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LOU PINIELLA < HOWARD COSELL

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In the middle of the fifth inning of the <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/cubs/411199,CST-SPT-cub02.article" title="Chicago Sun-Times" target="_blank">Cubs and Braves game yesterday</a>, Carlos Zambrano politely questioned Michael Barrett's concentration after Barret let a pitch get by him and then made a throwing error allowing a run to score in the top of the inning.

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JOSH HANCOCK’S DAD IS A REAL COOL GUY

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Josh Hancock, the Cardinals' mediocre middle reliever who died "tragically" in a <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2753" target="_blank">fatal drunken car wreck</a>, is the inspiration for his father's <a href="http://www.sunherald.com/306/story/61308.html" target="_blank">totally awesome lawsuit</a> against everyone who breathed near Hancock the night he killed himself.

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IT’S LATIN FOR “BETWEEN LEAGUES”

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The Detroit Tigers pitching staff tried their best, but they only committed one error in <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/wrap.jsp?ymd=20070520&content_id=1976341&vkey=wrapup2005&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" title="MLB" target="_blank">Detroit's interleague series sweep of the St. Louis Cardinals</a>.

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MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS FREAKING OUT

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One of my least favorite aspects of American society is its tendency to favor knee-jerk policies made in the wake of tragedies in lieu or proactive policies that actually work to solve problems.

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JOSH HANCOCK WAS DRIVING DRUNK?

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The assistant editor spared me the trouble of writing about Cardinals pitcher Josh Carpenter's [oops] Hancock's death by <a href="../post.phtml?pk=2733" target="_blank">posting about it on Sunday</a>, but it looks like new details are forcing my hand here.

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JAY BUHNER STILL HAS THE MAGIC

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This photo from <a href="http://www.lookoutlanding.com/story/2007/4/3/33327/95283" target="_blank">Lookout Landing</a> encapsulates why the Mariners of a decade ago were so much more likable than today's Mariners (you know, besides the fact that they didn't suck).

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SO… BASEBALL’S BACK

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Last night the Mets <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270401124" target="_blank">beat the Cardinals 6-1</a> on Opening Night, which is the generally the most disappointing beginning to any sports season, because the real thrill of baseball comes from games being played all throughout the day and into the night on Opening Day.

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GENIUS MANAGER TONY LARUSSA GOT A DUI

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World Series-winning manager <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/baseball/even-geniuses-sometimes-forget-to-put-the-car-in-park-246200.php" target="_blank">Tony LaRussa</a> is staying on task with his Cardinals this season by getting drunk, trying to drive home, and passing out at a stoplight.

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TONY LARUSSA GOT INKED UP

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Man, can Tony LaRussa get any cooler.


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