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The New Carl’s Jr. ‘Most American Thickburger’ Is Topped With A Hot Dog And Potato Chips

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From Carl's Jr. and Hardees, The Most American Thickburger is the most 'MURICAN burger yet.

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This Grandmother Is Gunning To Be The Next Kate Upton For Carl’s Jr.

Say hello to the Kate Upton of the 60-plus age group.

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Watch Charlotte McKinney Flaunt Her Assets During Her ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Debut

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Charlotte McKinney ran into some trouble during her debut on 'Dancing With The Stars,' thanks to her famous figure.

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Carl’s Jr. Recruited Carl From ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’ To Get Sexy In A New Burger Commercial

Carl Brutananadilewski from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" stars in an actual Carl's Jr. commercial. It was bound to happen.

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Imagined Email Correspondence From The Desk Of The Marketing Director For Carl’s Jr.

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This is a sad story about a man who wants to hump a cheeseburger.

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Carl’s Jr. Is Testing A New Donut And Biscuit Hybrid Called The ‘Bisnut’ Because Diabetes

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Just when you think fast food couldn't get any worse for you, Carl's Jr. introduces the Bisnut.

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Quicksilver Continues To Look Ridicuous In A Carl’s Jr. Commercial

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The previous Carl's Jr. ad featuring the X-Men was a gift to those with weird fetishes. This one featuring Quicksilver is a gift to... we're not sure whom.

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If You’re Dressed As One Of The X-Men At Comic-Con, Bryan Singer Will Buy You Dinner

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Bryan Singer is offering a free meal to X-Men cosplayers after the 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' panel at Comic-Con tonight. And here's another picture of The Sentinels.

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Carl’s Jr. Is Testing A Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich

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A Carl's Jr in Newport Beach, California is apparently testing a new ice cream sandwich made with Pop-Tarts.

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Heidi Klum Is A Bourbon Cheeseburger-Loving Mrs. Robinson In A New Carl’s Jr. Commercial

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Heidi Klum is the latest sexy lady to appear in a Carl's Jr. commercial, seducing a young man a la Mrs. Robinson while wolfing down a bourbon cheeseburger.

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Carl's Jr. Is Good At Commercials

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Continuing their long, storied tradition of commercials where female celebrities devour cheeseburgers in the most seductive manner imaginable (Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Audrina Patridge, Padma Lakshmi, etc.

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Carl's Jr. Wins Everything

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Over the weekend, one of the most controversial subjects we’ve ever debated on this site came to a head, as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton finally openly discussed the elephant in the room.

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Kate Upton Is The Best Person Ever At Eating Cheeseburgers

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And now for the best thing you'll read all day: an exclusive interview conducted by Fox News (of all people) about how Kate Upton is the new spokesperson for Hardees and Carls Jr.


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