Carl’s Jr. Recruited Carl From ‘Aqua Teen Hunger Force’ To Get Sexy In A New Burger Commercial


Carl Brutananadilewski from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" stars in an actual Carl's Jr. commercial. It was bound to happen.

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Carl’s Jr. Is Testing A New Donut And Biscuit Hybrid Called The ‘Bisnut’ Because Diabetes

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Just when you think fast food couldn't get any worse for you, Carl's Jr. introduces the Bisnut.


Quicksilver Continues To Look Ridicuous In A Carl’s Jr. Commercial

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The previous Carl's Jr. ad featuring the X-Men was a gift to those with weird fetishes. This one featuring Quicksilver is a gift to... we're not sure whom.

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If You’re Dressed As One Of The X-Men At Comic-Con, Bryan Singer Will Buy You Dinner

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Bryan Singer is offering a free meal to X-Men cosplayers after the 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' panel at Comic-Con tonight. And here's another picture of The Sentinels.


Carl’s Jr. Is Testing A Pop-Tart Ice Cream Sandwich

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A Carl's Jr in Newport Beach, California is apparently testing a new ice cream sandwich made with Pop-Tarts.


Heidi Klum Is A Bourbon Cheeseburger-Loving Mrs. Robinson In A New Carl’s Jr. Commercial

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Heidi Klum is the latest sexy lady to appear in a Carl's Jr. commercial, seducing a young man a la Mrs. Robinson while wolfing down a bourbon cheeseburger.


Carl's Jr. Is Good At Commercials

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Continuing their long, storied tradition of commercials where female celebrities devour cheeseburgers in the most seductive manner imaginable (Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Audrina Patridge, Padma Lakshmi, etc.


Carl's Jr. Wins Everything

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Over the weekend, one of the most controversial subjects we’ve ever debated on this site came to a head, as Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model and 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year Kate Upton finally openly discussed the elephant in the room.


Kate Upton Is The Best Person Ever At Eating Cheeseburgers

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And now for the best thing you'll read all day: an exclusive interview conducted by Fox News (of all people) about how Kate Upton is the new spokesperson for Hardees and Carls Jr.

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