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Young Hot Take Writer Goes In On Cam Newton

| 62 Comments

He shows such acumen for provocative takes at such an early age.

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Greg Hardy Has Domestic Violence Charges Dropped, Reaches Settlement With Accuser

| 31 Comments

The NFL is thus far not saying whether it considers Hardy's settlement to be an admission of guilt.

GREG HARDY

Why Were Greg Hardy’s Domestic Abuse Charges Suddenly Dropped?

| 10 Comments

On the day his trial for allegendly assaulting his ex-girlfriend was set to begin, it was abruptly dismissed by the State.

#NFL

Curry Says He & Draymond “Defended Themselves” When Green Threw Grapes

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During the Carolina Panthers Divisional Round playoff game against the Seahawks on Sunday, Stephen Curry -- a native of Carolina -- attended the game in a suite with his family and teammate, Draymond Green.

Football

This 12-Year-Old Asked Every NFL Team Why He Should Root For Them. Only The Carolina Panthers Responded.

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Out of the 32 franchise teams in the league, only one responded to the boy's handwritten note. D'aww!

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Kam Chancellor’s Game-Clinching Pick-Six Advances Seattle

| 19 Comments

At least Marshawn Lynch properly marked the occasion by grabbing his junk yet again.

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Panthers-Seahawks Playoff Live Blog, Second Half

| 860 Comments

Kam Chancellor almost blocked every kick.

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Ron Rivera Should Know His House Accidentally Catching Fire is a Distraction

| 27 Comments

ESPN wants to know how a fire at Ron Rivera's house that didn't happen on a day of practice will affect the Panthers.

the mmqb

KSK Krystal Ball: Peter King’s MMQB Article The Day After Cam Newton Wins Super Bowl XLIX

| 33 Comments

Let's see how insane sportswriters would be if Cam Newton won the Super Bowl.

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Division Champs With Losing Records Stay Winning in The Playoffs

| 12 Comments

Ryan Lindley confirms status as one of the worst playoff quarterbacks ever.

Year of Lindley

Cardinals-Panthers Wild Card Live Blog

| 1,171 Comments

The playoff game ESPN wants you to be high for.

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Week 17 Will Feature The NFC South Bowl

| 18 Comments

Who wants this terrible division more?

strong takes

Cam Newton plays Santa Claus instead of preparing for football game

| 61 Comments

Apparently everyone in the school got a big assembly because its wasnt enough for Newton to be the only one without any class.

strong takes

Fan dresses up as car-crash Cam Newton

| 11 Comments

Move over Fireman Ed, the NFL has a new ultimate fan.

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Cam Newton Is God’s Fantasy Quarterback

| 32 Comments

Looks like God has to hit the waiver wire this week.

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Cam Newton Taken To Hospital After Car Accident

| 106 Comments

Newton staying at the hospital overnight after his car flipped four times in a crash on Tuesday.


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