The 20 ‘Interstellar’ Spoilers You Meet in Heaven

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Laremy spoils Interstellar 20 separate times. Will you fight him?


Just In Case You Weren’t Already Excited For ‘Interstellar,’ Here Are Some TV Spots

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'Interstellar' already looks good, but these spots make it look even better.


Casey Affleck Will Mispronounce His Rs In ‘Boston Strong’

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In a shocking turn of events, the Boston native has been cast in a Boston movie.


Here Are Ten Incredibly Logical Choices To Play The New Male Lead in ‘True Detective’

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Ten talented Hollywood actors who might fit the 'True Detective' profile, and whose schedules would make doing the series possible.


REVIEW: ‘Out of the Furnace,’ AKA ‘Bad Springsteen Song: The Movie’

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REVIEW: 'Out of the Furnace,' starring Christian Bale and Casey Affleck, is like a bad Springsteen song without a chorus.


Christian Bale’s ‘Out Of The Furnace’ Should Be Called ‘SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY’

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Waiting breathlessly for a movie to drop is all good and well (I see you, Pacific Rim.


TRAILER: Out of the Furnace has Christian Bale, underground boxing, and Pearl Jam

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From Crazy Heart writer/director Scott Cooper comes Out of the Furnace, starring Christian Bale as a down-on-his luck steel mill worker, a real Springsteen-song type, who gets drawn into vigilantism after Woody Harrelson and some bad boys try to get Bale's Iraq veteran brother played by Casey Affleck to take a dive in his underground boxing match.


Brett Ratner finally made a movie about a black guy yelling inside a car

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Going against his normal strategy of staying attached to a project just long enough to impress people at a Jonas Brothers concert, Brett Ratner has actually directed a movie.

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Joaquin breaks character on Letterman, Affleck comes clean

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The big news today is that Joaquin Phoenix went on Letterman last night, this time not in character.

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Joaquin Claus Is Not Real: Phoenix Doc 'I'm Still Here' An Admitted Fake

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Well, now all the nonbelievers can finally add Disheveled Joaquin Phoenix to their list of imaginary holiday figures -Casey Affleck has officially revealed to the New York Times that his upcoming Joaquin Phoenix fecal party, I'm Still Here, is actually just a piece of performance art.


Mock Joaq defrocked at premiere of Joaq doc

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I'm Still Here, Casey Affleck's documentary about Joaquin Phoenix's mumble rappin', cape buyin' public breakdown, which may or may not have been a put on for the movie (it clearly was), is currently playing the Venice Film Festival.


Joaq doc no hoax, says C-Flex

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I'm Still Here, the Joaquin Phoenix Cleveland Steamer documentary directed by Casey Affleck (best tagline ever), is currently playing at the Venice Film Festival.


‘Joaquin Phoenix Cleveland Steamer Party’ has a teaser

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Casey Affleck's Joaquin Phoenix documentary, I'm Still Here, opens next month and now it has a teaser trailer.


Casey Affleck markets Cleveland Steamer doc by sexually harassing

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Matt Dentler over at Indiewire spotted these stencils in Chelsea this morning, featuring the silhouette of Joaquin Phoenix, suggesting that his Cleveland Steamer movie, I'm Still Here, has begun its guerilla marketing campaign.


Joaquin Phoenix Cleveland Steamer documentary gets full release

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Magnolia pictures has acquired distribution rights for Casey Affleck's documentary, I'm Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix, with a plan to release it September 10th, starting in limited release and going wide a week later.

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Joaquin Phoenix gets Cleveland Steamer’d in his movie. For real.

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I didn't think it was going to get much better than Joaquin Phoenix buying a velvet cape and rapping in a dressing room, but since I first reported Casey Affleck shopping around his documentary last week, some additional details have emerged.


Casey Affleck finished his Joaquer Texas Rapper documentary

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It seems like it's been forever since the world was all abuzz with news of Joaquin Phoenix's Andy Kaufmanesque rap career.



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(It's a turn on, because who hasn't wanted to choke Kate Hudson.



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This news item comes from Mike Walker's National Enquirer column, which generally contains 99% made-up bullsh*t.



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Joaquin Phoenix was a guest on Dave Letterman last night (watch the video after the jump), ostensibly to promote Two Lovers, but really to stay in the actor-turned-rapper character he claims not to have invented for Casey Affleck's documentary.

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