Jake Busey Has Some Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Parody Sequels For You

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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter may have <a href="">bombed</a> at the box office this weekend, but that doesn't mean we can't still have an Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter parody.

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Break out the Jumpball, Starship Troopers is getting a reboot

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Paul Verhoeven's 1997 classic, Starship Troopers, is either a brilliant satire of a terrible movie or a brilliantly terrible movie, depending on whom you ask.



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<a href="">Casper Van Dien is back, baby! Van Dien was once on the cusp of stardom.  That's probably why he turned down Starship Troopers 2.  Sadly, he hasn't been in a movie since 1999 (Sleepy Hollow).   But don't fret, we'll get to see him in the theater once again with Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.  What's that, it's going direct to DVD?  Oh well, bummer.I'd still suck a dick to have his chin.  Wait, what? [Thanks to WD and Ohad (both of whom also have great chins)  for all the tips today] <a href=""> </a>.

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