What Happens When There Are Two Cats And One Heating Pad Won’t Surprise You

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In a bid to keep the cats warm during the cold weather, an owner put a heating pad under the cats' house, sparking an adorably clever feline battle.


This Fight Between Two Women And A Gladiator That Ends With A Half-Naked Vespa Getaway Is Everything

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This has all the ingredients for a great video: attractive Italian women, a torn dress, a guy dressed as a gladiator for some reason, and a Vespa getaway.


Ronda Rousey Isn’t Having Any Of Cris ‘Cyborg’ Santos’ Jibber Jabber

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First and foremost, there are some exciting rumors today regarding that whole MMA in New York thing that we talked about a few weeks ago and the possibility of a 20th anniversary UFC event at Madison Square Garden.


Ronda Rousey Doesn't Like The Way That Kim Kardashian Became Famous

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For anyone who doesn’t follow Strikeforce or Olympic judo, Ronda Rousey would have been an unfamiliar name until she recently appeared in the ESPN Body Issue.


British gravy wrestler takes wrench to the face during sex dispute

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Take note, journalists, this is how you write a lede: Gravy-wrestling model suffers horrific facial injuries after being hit with monkey wrench when she interrupted a friend having sex.

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Don’t Hassle Lil Wayne’s Backup Dancers About Splitting The Check At P.F. Chang’s

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Look, service industry people, if chronic-loving rapper Lil Wayne's backup dancers come into your dining establishment and ask you to split the check, just split the damn check, okay.


Reese Witherspoon is kind of a b___h

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Apologies for not live-blogging the MTV Movie Awards last night, but in fairness, I didn't liveblog my nieces arguing over which of their dolls were prettiest either.


Man Stabbed In Fight With Cat


This story is a reminder that cats, while intolerably cute and downright hilarious most of the time, can also be hellishly evil every now and then.


Comparing girl to ‘Precious’ causes giant street brawl

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If there's one story I love writing up, it's a story about full-figured ladies duking it out in the streets, pullin' hair and throwin' ham hocks.


Chicks brawlin’ in the street

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It's all-star weekend, and the fat black chicks are squaring off against the fat white chicks, presumably over access to NBA dong.


Birds Instigate Epic Catfight (& Links)

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Is this footage from John Woo's new movie.



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Yeah so that's the gayest headline I've ever written.

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