Much to my surprise, the National Scrabble Championship is currently in its final round right down the street from me, and I'm upset that I wasn't aware because <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Greg-Tolan.jpg">Greg Tolan</a> and I could have done some nerd wedgie curls to prepare for the football season, but it seems that this year's Scrabble field is safe.