Jennifer Lawrence Might Have Been Dumped Because Of Her ‘Exploded Ego’

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A new stinky pile of gossip suggests that Nicholas Hoult dumped Jennifer Lawrence because she's too full of the A-list lifestyle now.


Kris Humphries Actually Got Paid


First the good news for Kris Humphries – he got paid.


Kate Upton Is The Worst At Denial

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Back in December, we brought you the horrifying news that 2011 With Leather Celebrity Sports Fan of the Year and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model Kate Upton was rumored to be dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez.


Jason Campbell Out Indefinitely With Cold Feet

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According to his wedding website, free agent quarterback Jason Campbell was quite excited to marry his longtime, on-again/off-again girlfriend, Jenny Montes, at the Paradisus Palma Real in the Dominican Republic.


Tim Tebow Won’t Be Honest About Katy Perry

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Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow was in Los Angeles yesterday, appearing at a Boys & Girls Club event, when one of the young girls in attendance asked the most important question in the history of mankind: Why have people allowed the Kardashians to become stars.


David Beckham Wants To Sue This Prostitute

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By all accounts, 2011 was a fantastic year for David Beckham.


Alex Rodriguez Definitely Has A Type

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Hot off the news that Minka Kelly realized that canceled TV show after canceled TV show is no way to go through life, it appears that former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson has taken a page from Stacy Keibler’s book and found herself a sugar daddy of her own in New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

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And Justin Bieber Was All Like, ‘Damn Shawty’

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Last we checked in on Canadian pop superstar Justin Bieber, he was skating with the Toronto Maple Leafs as part of the Children’s Wish Foundation of Canada’s efforts to make a young girl’s dream come true, before he headed off to hand out food at the Daily Bread Food Bank.


No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No

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The New York Jets are currently clinging to the No.


Let’s Take A Good Long Look At Kobe Bryant’s Alleged Mistress, Jessica Burciaga

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As we learned the other day, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant and his wife, Vanessa, gave their two young daughters the greatest gift of them all this year – a lifetime of two Christmases.


Kris Humphries Is The Biggest Jerk Ever

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The other day I was at Publix, purchasing my daily requirements of condoms and bacon when I saw the latest tabloid rags bagging on the Kardashian Klan for what we all knew was the fakest marriage since Liza Minelli and David Guest.


Matt Damon Is The New Face Of Animal Abuse

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Matt Damon is currently in Mexico for production of his latest film, Elysium, in which he plays an ex-convict with a shaved head (what, I’m not on FilmDrunk’s dollar today), and he decided to go against every travel warning in North America and partake in some local cultures away from his highly-protected hotel suite.


I’m Buying Kim Kardashian an $1100 Alarm Clock

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If you weren't aware, Kris Humphries and his fiancée Kim Kardashian are rich.

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