Disney Has Announced That ‘Toy Story 4′ Is In The Works For 2017

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Disney's Bob Iger announced today that director John Lasseter is returning to helm 'Toy Story 4' for June 2017.


Mars Is Bringing Back Crispy M&M’s Because Of ‘Nearly Daily’ Demands

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Gone for almost nine years, Crispy M&M's are coming back in January thanks to reportedly constant demands from consumers.


Facebook Is Buying The Messaging Service WhatsApp For A Whopping $19 Billion

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Mark Zuckerberg announced today that Facebook is acquiring the global messaging service WhatsApp for a ridiculous package that totals $19 billion.

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Johnny Depp Is Going To Star In The ‘Alice In Wonderland’ Sequel Because CHA-CHING

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As our beloved leader Vince has written several times now, Disney’s The Lone Ranger hasn’t exactly been a huge hit at the box office since opening poorly last weekend, and some people may even go as far as to call it a colossal stinker of a flaming bag of poopies on your grandpa’s doorstep.

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