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KLEARINGHOUSE: Chad Johnson Gets His CFL Uniform

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Ocho got a uniform and everything. Now he just has to get a healed ankle.

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Get Your Poutine Ready: Chad Johnson Joins The CFL

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Hopefully Chad can stay on the up and up, as the sport (even the Canadian portion of it) is more interesting with him around.

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Yup, That’s Grass — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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It only took the near destruction of their franchise quarterback, but the Redskins have finally installed a workable playing surface at FedEx Field.

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Chad Ass Slap Dot GIF — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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TMZ has a GIF of the ass-slap that earned Chad Johnson 30 days in jail.

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Pacman, Ocho and Merriman In Trouble: It’s 2008 Again!

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There are a lot of indications that it's 2013 and not 2008.

#NFL

Why On Earth Would Chad Johnson Suddenly Have A Sex Tape?

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By now you may have heard that former Cincinnati Bengals and Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson has a sex tape floating around out there.

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Like All Reality Stars, Chad Johnson Has A Sex Tape

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Though the man once known as Ochocinco claims that the sex tape originates from an incident that happened three years ago and that he didn't intend for the video to make its way to the Innernetz, it's all too fitting that Chad Johnson now has a sex tape available for public consumption/titillation/disgust.

#instagram

9.21 The Cooler

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Joie Chavis Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson Will Not Serve Jail Time [NYDN] Fiona Apple Arrested For Hash Possession [Pitchfork] Apple Makes a Wrong Turn As Users Blast Map Switch [WSJ] Nas & Lauryn Hill Rule The World With Tour [The Urban Daily] Spotify Users Are Twice as Likely to Purchase a Download [Digital Music News] The Miseducation of J.

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It’s Not Magic, It’s Junk Science – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Vernon and Vontae Davis filmed a commercial for an athletic wrap company called Arctic Ease.

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9.7 The Cooler

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Nadia Jo Is A Shakira Sex Tape On The Way.

#LISTS

12 Longshot Predictions For The 2012 NFL Season

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Kids are returning back to school, the last days of summer are upon us and at least part of the country is moving one day closer to having to break out those snow shovels again.

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8.29 The Cooler

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Alba Nitza Chad Johnson Facing Year In Prison For Head Butt Incident [The Urban Daily] Warren Sapp Blames Evelyn Lozada For Chad Johnson’s Arrest: ‘She Did It’ [C+D] 6 White Men Who Can Jump [Dime] Dear Consumer, Please Enlighten Me [Brett G.] Ray J Offers [...].

#the black keys

8.20 The Cooler

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Ashleigh Hue Why Pussy Riot Is Big in America, But Not Russia [Vulture] Serge Ibaka, Thunder Agree To 4-Year, $48M Extension [Slam] Rick Ross Takes A Trip To Lagos, Nigeria [Hip-Hop Wired] John Lennon's Killer Gets Parole Hearing This Week [MSN] Chad Johnson's Former Publicist Weighs In On His Arrest [C+D] BOOM.

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Chad Johnson Gets Cut on 'Hard Knocks'

Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson gets cut over his most recent distraction, and HBO's Hard Knocks cameras are there to capture it.

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Awkward: Watch The Miami Dolphins Cut Chad Johnson On HBO's 'Hard Knocks'

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It's been a terrible few days for Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson.

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The 10 Best Moments From The Second Episode Of Dolphins ‘Hard Knocks’

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Prior to the airing of the second "Hard Knocks" episode Tuesday night, a couple NFL beat writers pointed to a tweet from a senior producer on the show saying this episode was his favorite ever.

#APPLE

8.15 The Cooler

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Anishya Sue Reyes Evelyn Lozada Files For Divorce From Chad Johnson After 41 Days [C+D] Stic.


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