A more reserved Ochocinco.
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A more reserved Ochocinco.
By now you may have heard that former Cincinnati Bengals and Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson has a sex tape floating around out there.
You should know the drill by now.
Joie Chavis Chad 'Ochocinco' Johnson Will Not Serve Jail Time <a href="http://da.feedsportal.com/c/34148/f/620634/s/23a5b008/l/0L0Snydailynews0N0Centertainment0Cgossip0Cchad0Eochocinco0Ejohnson0Eserve0Ejail0Etime0Ebattery0Ecase0Eex0Ewife0Eevelyn0Elozada0Earticle0E10B11640A690DlocalLinksEnabled0Ffalse/ia1.htm">[NYDN]</a> Fiona Apple Arrested For Hash Possession <a href="http://pitchfork.com/news/47927-fiona-apple-arrested/">[Pitchfork]</a> Apple Makes a Wrong Turn As Users Blast Map Switch <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443890304578008712527187512.html">[WSJ]</a> Nas & Lauryn Hill Rule The World With Tour <a href="http://theurbandaily.com/1944082/nas-lauryn-hill-life-is-good-black-rage-tour/?omcamp=es-tud-nl">[The Urban Daily]</a> Spotify Users Are Twice as Likely to Purchase a Download <a href="http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/permalink/2012/120920spotifynpd">[Digital Music News]</a> The Miseducation of J.
Kids are returning back to school, the last days of summer are upon us and at least part of the country is moving one day closer to having to break out those snow shovels again.
Alba Nitza Chad Johnson Facing Year In Prison For Head Butt Incident [The Urban Daily] Warren Sapp Blames Evelyn Lozada For Chad Johnson’s Arrest: ‘She Did It’ [C+D] 6 White Men Who Can Jump [Dime] Dear Consumer, Please Enlighten Me [Brett G.] Ray J Offers [...].
Ashleigh Hue Why Pussy Riot Is Big in America, But Not Russia <a href="http://www.vulture.com/2012/08/why-pussy-riot-is-big-in-america-but-not-russia.html">[Vulture]</a> Serge Ibaka, Thunder Agree To 4-Year, $48M Extension <a href="http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2012/08/serge-ibaka-thunder-agree-to-4-year-48m-extension/">[Slam]</a> Rick Ross Takes A Trip To Lagos, Nigeria <a href="http://hiphopwired.com/2012/08/19/rick-ross-takes-a-trip-to-lagos-nigeria-photos/">[Hip-Hop Wired]</a> John Lennon's Killer Gets Parole Hearing This Week <a href="http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=751469&affid=100055">[MSN]</a> Chad Johnson's Former Publicist Weighs In On His Arrest <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/08/17/quick-quotes-kita-williams/">[C+D]</a> BOOM.
Two things are painfully obvious.
Miami Dolphins wide receiver Chad Johnson gets cut over his most recent distraction, and HBO's Hard Knocks cameras are there to capture it.
It's been a terrible few days for Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson.
Anishya Sue Reyes Evelyn Lozada Files For Divorce From Chad Johnson After 41 Days <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/08/14/evelyn-lozada-chad-johnson/">[C+D]</a> Stic.
It’s pretty safe to say that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/chad-johnson-miami-dolphins-terminated-for-headbutting-wife">things aren’t going too well for Chad Johnson right now</a>.
There's no convincing me Mike Tyson hasn't been through every f*cked up situation with women humanly possible.
Chocolate Dolly VH1 Pulls The Plug On ‘Ev And Ocho’ Reality Show <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/08/13/vh1-pulls-plug-ev-ocho-reality-show/">[Crunk & Disorderly]</a> Timbaland & Missy Elliott Don't Have "Any Plans" To Participate In Aaliyah Album <a href="http://hiphopwired.com/2012/08/13/timbaland-missy-elliott-dont-have-any-plans-to-participate-in-aaliyah-album/">[HHW]</a> T.
Ochocinco and Terrell Owens got together at some point during the winter, shotgunned a marathon of 'Necessary Roughness' and decided they could get their shit together and have a Diva Wide Receiver Renaissance.
The Dolphins <a href="http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2012/08/dolphins-officially-release-chad-johnson/">did away with Chad Johnson</a>, not even 24 hours after <a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp12/story/_/id/8260872/chad-johnson-miami-dolphins-arrested-domestic-battery-charges">his arrest for domestic violence</a>.
In the worst nickname-on-the-back-of-football-jerseys news since He Hate Me revealed that He Actually Fairly Indifferent Toward Me, New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, the man who wanted his nick on his back so badly he pulled an Ultimate Warrior and legally changed his name, will become Chad Johnson again soon.
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco just told ESPN's Trey Wingo that he intends to change his name back to "Chad Johnson" in time for the 2011 NFL season, assuming there is one.
Three notable fines came out of the NFL's offices today, and if you had to guess who was fined the most between Bears quarterback Jay Cutler [berating an official], Bears lineman Tommie Harris [<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/11/more-nfl-tommie-harris-gets-punchy">punching an opponent in the face</a>] or Bengals wideout Chad Ochocinco [waving a one-dollar bill in front of an official], which way would you go.