CHARETH CUTESTORY

The Weinsteins Passed On Clerks 3, But Don’t Worry, Kevin Smith Has Big Plans For ‘Yoga Hosers’

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Kevin Smith says the Weinstein Company passed on 'Clerks 3,' but not to fear, he has big plans for 'Yoga-Hosers' which is some kind of spinoff from another idea he had when he was really high or something.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Kevin Smith Wept Openly On A Visit To The Set of Star Wars 7

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Kevin Smith visited the set of Star Wars Episode 7 and took a selfie while sobbing. Our own Chareth responds.

CAPTAIN SHIMMER

Comments of the Week: Monica Edition

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You are all wonderful human beings. Haha, just kidding, but some of you are really funny sometimes.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Kevin Smith Is Unretiring To Make A Musical. Why God, Why?

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Chareth Cutestory tries to get through the latest Kevin Smith news without having a coronary. Given all the fat jokes, beating Kevin Smith to a heart attack would be the ultimate irony.

BREAKDOWNS

Kevin Smith Mortgages House To Make “Walrus Man: based on the Podcast HURR, by DURR.”

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VINCE'S NOTE: The views expressed by the commenter known to me only as Chareth Cutestory in no way reflect the reviews of FilmDrunk, except that I find his irrational Kevin Smith hatred endlessly entertaining.

#BATMAN VS SUPERMAN

Southie Batman: Episode 2

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NOTE: This episode picks up where <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/08/southie-batman-episode-1-affleck-batman" target="_blank">Episode 1</a> left off.

#BATMAN VS SUPERMAN

Comments of the Week: Affleck Edition

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Forget what the other threads have been saying.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Comments of the Week: The Alias Slur

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Thank God for Juggalos, because if there's anything that inspires good comments, it's our favorite FBI-designated Gang of clowns, ninjas, and homies (homies).

ACE RIMMER

Comments of the Week: Super China Giant Screen, I Guarantee It

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Your comments always inspire fun collages, but this one was particularly satisfying.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

First Draft of Clerks 3 Is Done, Announces Kevin Smith No Doubt Breathlessly

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I have no special ill-will towards Kevin Smith, and I've even liked a couple of his movies.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Comments of the Week!

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After the report on this site about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/05/someone-stole-75000-worth-of-sex-toys-from-the-pain-gain-set">somebody who stole $75,000 worth of sex toys from the set of Pain and Gain</a>, user Stinky Pete wondered: Do you think Mark Wahlberg got tired of running to the set every time Bay would shout, “Where did that pocket pussy go now.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Clerks 3 Is Also A Fan-Sourced E-Book Now Because F*ck You

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So it’s a Monday afternoon and I’m drinking in bed because I’m a grown-ass man and you’re not the boss of me, when suddenly an iPhone buzz announces an email from Vince.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Comments of the Week: Wild Geese Addition

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As promised, this week for comments of the week, I've got a copy of Wild Geese to giveaway, which can currently be purchased at <a href="http://www.severin-films.com/films/" target="_blank">Severin-Films</a>.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Kevin Smith Is Retiring And Sh*t???

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I'll be honest, folks, Kevin Smith news bores me a bit.

BENDERS

Drunk woman shouting “I’m Jack Sparrow!” hijacked a ferry on Talk Like a Pirate Day

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In case you weren't smart enough to avoid Twitter and Facebook on Wednesday, you probably noticed that it was "International Talk Like a Pirate Day", because we have a day for pretty much anything else you can think of so why not that, too.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Dark Shadows Has A Trailer

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Late yesterday afternoon Warner Bros released the trailer for Tim Burton’s Dark Shadows, which stars Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, and Chloe Moretz (think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts.

CHARETH CUTESTORY

Comments of the Year

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Many of you have been asking the results of our <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/vote-for-the-comment-of-the-year" target="_blank">Comments of the Year</a> voting, and I meant to announce them sooner, it's just that the new batch of shirts that I ordered were supposed to be here a few days ago, and they still aren't here.

BABY GOOSE

Comments of the Week: October 9th – 16th

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This was our first week with the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/site-news-an-improved-commenting-experience" target="_blank">new commenting system</a>.


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