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Watch Some Chelsea Fans Pretend To Know About Players Who Don’t Exist

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A Manchester United fan hit the street to ask Chelsea fans about new players that don't exist and of course they pretended to know about them.

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SOCCER OWNER: ‘I’M ON A BOAT, MUTHAF-CKA’

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<a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/10/roman-abramovich-kicks-so-much-ass" target="_blank">Last October</a>, we got the specifics of the 550-foot, $400 million yacht that Chelsea owner/Russian billionaire/likely Bond villain Roman Abramovich was building: it would be the largest yacht in the world, and it would be equipped with missile defense radar, miniature escape submarine, private security force, two helipads, and a disco.

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CHELSEA HOSED IN BIG SEMIFINAL GAME

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Some people are really bent out of shape about this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRXNjvkLT2Q&feature=related">Champions League</a> semifinal result after Chelsea lost to FC Barcelona yesterday by the score of 1-1.

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ROMAN ABRAMOVICH KICKS SO MUCH ASS

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Roman Abramovich, the shady Russian billionaire who owns soccer powerhouse Chelsea, is building his fourth yacht, a <a href="http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1069270/Floating-fortress-Chelsea-owner-Abramovich-builds-200m-super-yacht-half-size-Bismarck.html" target="_blank">$400-million armored fortress</a> with helipad, deployable submarine, floating harbor (aka "well deck"), and missile defense radar.

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ANATOMY 101 WITH CHERYL COLE

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The Champions League final between EPL powerhouses Manchester United and Chelsea is today or sometime soon, I'm not really sure.

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CHELSEA PARTIED WITH JENNA JAMESON

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Chelsea's stars celebrated their Champions League semifinal win over Liverpool by heading out to chic London club Chinawhite, where they <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1113716.ece" target="_blank">partied with Jenna Jameson</a>, who unfortunately no longer looks anything like the picture above.

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CHERYL COLE AWESOMELY DEFENDS HUSBAND

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On Friday we learned of soccer star Ashley Cole's </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

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UMMM…

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<a href="http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/men_in_tights_frank_lampard/" target="_blank">This photo</a> is of Chelsea's Frank Lampard (with fiancee Elen Rives) on the way to the team's Christmas party.

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FRANK LAMPARD HAS DEMANDS

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Chelsea star Frank Lampard -- seen here with <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3640" target="_blank">partner Elen Rives</a> -- has been unable to come to terms for a new contract with the EPL juggernaut.

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ENGLISH FOOTBALLERS ARE AWESOME, DRUNK

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Chelsea centre back and the captain of England's national team John Terry got married to 24-year-old Toni Poole (pictured) this weekend, and the bride insisted that former Commodores singer and Nicole-adopter Lionel Richie perform at the happy couple's reception.

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BRITISH SOCCER FANS ARE ENTHUSIASTIC

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Man, if it weren't for <a href="http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/fa-cup-fans-dump-beer-on-cnn-reporter-steal-his-microphone.html" target="_blank">The Offside</a>, I might go a day without remembering that European soccer fans are absolutely fucking ridiculous.

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CHELSEA BANS CELERY-THROWING FANS

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As we all know by now, international soccer fans are dangerous people, not to be trusted.

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ABOU DIABY LAYS SOULS TO WASTE

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The best part about writing this blog is that when two of the best teams in the English Premier League play each other, I don't have to do anything time-consuming like watch the game and provide you with <a href="http://deadspin.com/sports/soccer/hirshey-too-much-drogba-239637.php" target="_blank">thoughtful commentary</a>.


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