Sorry Chet Haze, But This Rap Ode To Tom Hanks Proves That The Old Man Is The O.G. Of The Family

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Tom Hanks proves he is the best rapper in his family with this hilarious new video. I always knew Hanks was a G.

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Chet Haze Has Monumental Epiphany


Chet Haze was watching the Olympics recently, when he had a monumental epiphany.


Guess How Many Times ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ Used the F-Word to Become the New Title Holder

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Wolf of Wall Street breaks the record for uses of the F-word by a US feature, with 506 uses of the F Word, beating Summer of Sam's previous record of 435


Tom Hanks’ Son Chet Haze Chickened Out Of A Rap Battle, Says Former Rapper He Was Supposed To Battle

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Next time Chet Haze challenges someone to a rap battle on Twitter, he should maybe Google that person first.

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Chet Haze just dropped a new video, y’all

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Yo yo yo, word up to Rita Wilson, y'all, our boy Chet Haze just dropped a new single.


With Leather’s Watch This: We’re Going To Party, Karamu, Fiesta Bowl, Forever

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We’ll get to the actual Fiesta Bowl matchup in a moment, but I want to talk about Tostitos for a second.


Tom Hanks Is The Best As Demonstrated By His 10 Most Internet-Baitable Moments

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Not loving Tom Hanks is Step 1 to letting the terrorists win.


The Best of Chet Haze’s Reddit Account (Allegedly)

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If you're not aware, "Chet Haze" is the nom de rap employed by Tom Hanks' second son, Chester, currently a theater-majoring fraternity dude at Northwestern.

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Whack Ass Wednesday: Chet Haze Drops His Newest Video, 'Do It Better'

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When Chet Haze isn’t attending classes on the mean streets of Northwestern University, packin’ da clubs, or telling people that they’re pussies if they’re being bullied, he’s honing his skills as the rap game’s next big MC.

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Chet Haze Is Still Giving It The Ole College Try

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In case you've been wondering, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's aspiring hip-hop artist son Chester Hanks, aka Chet Haze, is still out there, doing his music thing.

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Chet Haze, Tom Hanks’ Rapper Son, Releases New Video


With mild fascination, I've been following the rap career of Tom Hanks' son, who goes by the name of Chet Haze.


Chet Haze show ‘not particularly off the hook’

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Channing Tatum's spiritual doppleganger (and Lost Boys-era Corey Haim's physical doppleganger), Chet Haze performed over the weekend, at a show in Chicago that was "not particularly off the hook" and "only mildly bangin'" according to witnesses (okay, I made that second one up).


Chet Haze dropped a new track, son

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It must be ladies day here on FilmDrunk, because it seems like I'd barely finished posting Bradley Cooper speaking French when Northwestern University's number one Lizzady's Man (and number two son of Tom Hanks) Chet Haze dropped a new track.


Playboy names Chet Haze “Worst College Rapper”

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Other than being born rich and living a care-free private college life in which family fame and money can fund his every whim, it seems like Chet Haze can't catch a break.

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Chet Haze had his first live show

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Somehow an entire day has passed without the world knowing that on Wednesday night, the Earth reached an important milestone: the first live performance by Tom Hanks' rhyme-spitting progeny, Chet Haze.


Chet Haze is playing SXSWeezy, y’all

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A week ago, I'd still be convinced this whole Chet Haze thing was an elaborate joke.

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Chet Haze’s Twitter account is str8 BONKERZ, homie

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It's been almost a month since the internet first discovered Tom Hanks' youngest son, aspiring rapper/Northwestern student Chet Haze, and I'm still having trouble coming to grips with the idea that this is a real person.

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