Sorry Chet Haze, But This Rap Ode To Tom Hanks Proves That The Old Man Is The O.G. Of The Family

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Tom Hanks proves he is the best rapper in his family with this hilarious new video. I always knew Hanks was a G.

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Chet Haze Has Monumental Epiphany


Chet Haze was watching the Olympics recently, when he had a monumental epiphany.


Guess How Many Times ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ Used the F-Word to Become the New Title Holder

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Wolf of Wall Street breaks the record for uses of the F-word by a US feature, with 506 uses of the F Word, beating Summer of Sam's previous record of 435


Tom Hanks’ Son Chet Haze Chickened Out Of A Rap Battle, Says Former Rapper He Was Supposed To Battle

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Next time Chet Haze challenges someone to a rap battle on Twitter, he should maybe Google that person first.

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Chet Haze just dropped a new video, y’all

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Yo yo yo, word up to Rita Wilson, y'all, our boy Chet Haze just dropped a new single.


With Leather’s Watch This: We’re Going To Party, Karamu, Fiesta Bowl, Forever

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We’ll get to the actual Fiesta Bowl matchup in a moment, but I want to talk about Tostitos for a second.


Tom Hanks Is The Best As Demonstrated By His 10 Most Internet-Baitable Moments

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Not loving Tom Hanks is Step 1 to letting the terrorists win.


The Best of Chet Haze’s Reddit Account (Allegedly)

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If you're not aware, "<a href="" target="_blank">Chet Haze</a>" is the nom de rap employed by Tom Hanks' <a href="" target="_blank">second son, Chester</a>, currently a theater-majoring fraternity dude at Northwestern.

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Whack Ass Wednesday: Chet Haze Drops His Newest Video, 'Do It Better'

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When Chet Haze isn’t attending classes on the mean streets of Northwestern University, <a href="">packin’ da clubs</a>, or <a href="">telling people that they’re pussies if they’re being bullied</a>, he’s honing his skills as the rap game’s next big MC.


Jamie Foxx Set To Join 'White House Down'? Let's Check Out An Exclusive New Storyboard!

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<a href="">For the past few weeks</a>, we've been bringing you <a href="">exclusive updates</a> on <a href="">the eventual Channing Tatum blockbuster</a> White House Down, which will be directed by Roland Emmerich and gross roughly $16 trillion dollars.

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Chet Haze Is Still Giving It The Ole College Try

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In case you've been wondering, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's aspiring hip-hop artist son Chester Hanks, aka Chet Haze, is still out there, doing his music thing.


Frotcast 58: Songs of Summer, Search for the Worst Trailer, Cowboys & Aliens

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[<a href="" target="_blank">Download this week's episode</a> here (right-click, "save as.

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Chet Haze, Tom Hanks’ Rapper Son, Releases New Video


With mild fascination, I've been following <a href="">the rap career</a> of Tom Hanks' son, who goes by the name of Chet Haze.


Chet Haze show ‘not particularly off the hook’

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Channing Tatum's spiritual doppleganger (and Lost Boys-era Corey Haim's physical doppleganger), Chet Haze performed over the weekend, at a show in Chicago that was "not particularly off the hook" and "only mildly bangin'" according to witnesses (okay, I made that second one up).


Chet Haze dropped a new track, son

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It must be ladies day here on FilmDrunk, because it seems like I'd barely finished posting Bradley Cooper <a href="" target="_blank">speaking French</a> when Northwestern University's number one Lizzady's Man (and number two <a href="" target="_blank">son of Tom Hanks</a>) Chet Haze dropped a new track.


Playboy names Chet Haze “Worst College Rapper”

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Other than being born rich and living a care-free private college life in which family fame and money can fund his every whim, it seems like Chet Haze can't catch a break.

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Chet Haze had his first live show

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Somehow an entire day has passed without the world knowing that on Wednesday night, the Earth reached an important milestone: the first live performance by Tom Hanks' <a href="" target="_self">rhyme-spitting progeny</a>, Chet Haze.


Chet Haze is playing SXSWeezy, y’all

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A week ago, I'd still be convinced this whole <a href="" target="_blank">Chet Haze</a> thing was an elaborate joke.


2.10 The Cooler

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<a href=""> Vanette Ciara Dropped From Jive Records <a href="">[Concrete Loop]</a> How Inappropriate Is Your Valentine.

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Chet Haze’s Twitter account is str8 BONKERZ, homie

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It's been almost a month since the internet first <a href="" target="_blank">discovered</a> Tom Hanks' youngest son, aspiring rapper/Northwestern student Chet Haze, and I'm still having trouble coming to grips with the idea that this is a real person.

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