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Jay Cutler Is Getting Married

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Bad news for sorority girls everywhere – everybody’s favorite brah-diddy Jay Cutler is getting married.

2011 NFL LOCKOUT

Greg Olsen Just Wants To Practice

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Because of the current NFL lockout, players are restricted from using team practice facilities, which means that they're on their own when it comes to keeping in shape and not turning into Ron Dayne.

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Fridge Gets SB Ring Back From 10-Year-Old Boy

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Here's a story that will melt the icy stone in your heart: a 10-year-old kid from New York heard about the financial plight of Bears defensive legend William "Refrigerator" Perry, so after Cliff Forest bought Perry's ring in a pawn shop for $8,500, he sought the legend out and returned the ring to him.

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Dancing With The Ditka…And A Clipboard

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This has already been posted over at <a href="http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2011/03/what-in-gods-name-is-going-on-here.html">KSK</a>, but it's too surreal to not include here.

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Retired Football Player Commits Suicide, Saves His Brain

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Dave Duerson <a href="http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/D/DuerDa00.htm">played</a> 11 years in the NFL with three different teams.

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Fired Car Salesman Has A New Job?

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After every news outlet on the planet reported that John “Jeff” Stone <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/01/packers-fan-fired-for-zero-judgment">had been fired</a> from Webb Chevrolet in Oak Lawn, Illinois on Monday because he wore a Green Bay Packers tie to work, it was only a matter of time before a rival car dealership offered him a job.

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Drew Brees Somehow Just Got More Awesome

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2011/01/your-nfl-recap-the-conference-championships"> I'm just going to get this out of the way right now: this post may be <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/12/an-abridged-history-of-the-new-orleans-saints">biased</a>.

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Packers Fan Fired For Zero Judgment

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John Stone was fired from his job at Webb Chevrolet in Oak Lawn, Illinois yesterday after he showed up to work wearing a Green Bay Packers tie.

AFC CHAMPIONSHIP

Jets Players Still Coping With Loss

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While most New York Jets fans were being talked off their figurative ledges, the team’s stars were out tearing up the clubs in New York City in the hours after their 24-19 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers Sunday.

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Maurice Jones-Drew Received Death Threats

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Jacksonville Jaguars Maurice Jones Drew was one of a smattering of NFL stars that took to Twitter on Sunday to question <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/01/you-are-an-idiot-when-it-comes-to-jay-cutler-and-i-am-not">the intestinal fortitude of Jay Cutler</a>.

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‘You Are An Idiot When It Comes To Jay Cutler, And I Am Not’

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Please welcome Chester Wright to the site, for the first and possibly the last time.

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Jay Cutler Isn’t Very Popular

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As Chicago Bears fans and even <a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth/post/_/id/23272/unpredented-player-criticism-for-jay-cutler">current NFL players</a> have ripped QB Jay Cutler for having no heart in the Bears’ 21-14 loss to the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship, it has been revealed that J-Cutty actually tore sprained his MCL yesterday and that's why he couldn't return to the game.

Ben Roethlisberger

Your NFL Recap: The Conference Championships

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A trip to Dallas and immortality on the line, four cold weather franchises known for hard hitting defenses took to the field in frigid mid-January temps.

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I Have Been Ready For Some Football For Two Flippin’ Hours…

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I don't know about you guys, but these 3 and 6:30pm ET kickoff times are killing me.

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These Guys Love Devin Hester

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As much as I profess to hate the sports-inspired rap offerings of guys like Chet Haze, I am a sucker for a corny, over-the-top musical tribute to professional athletes.

AARON RODGERS

Your NFL Recap: The Divisional Playoffs

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/01/your-nfl-wildcard-recap"> The Divisional playoffs of 2011 will be remembered for some epic upsets, Aaron Rodgers' coming out party and the precise moment when Patrick M. stopped caring about sports. Ravens Vs. Steelers Pre-Game Chatter: The division foes split the regular season series in two of the most physical games of the season. With both defenses chomping at the bit to back up their reps, there was no reason to expect anything different. What Went Down: It was the best of halfs, it was the worst of halfs for the Ravens. Their defense forced two first half turnovers including a head’s up Cory Reading fumble return of an assumed dead ball. But the overall anemia of Baltimore’s offense proved their demise: dropped passes, turnovers and a hideous -4 yards of third quarter offense. The game was still tied late in the fourth when Ben Roethlisberger added to his postseason resume with a perfect third down strike to rookie Antonio Brown. A dive from Rashard Mendenhall gave the Steelers a lead they wouldn’t relinquish, as a last gasp Ravens drive ended with a predictable heartbreaker. The Saga Continues: The Steelers move on to the AFC Championship against the Jets, who beat them at Heniz Field only a month ago. The Ravens will have to figure out why they continually lose to their rival in big games, and if off-season acquisitions T.J. Houshmandzadeh and Anquan Boldin can get over their drops. Packers Vs. Falcons Pre-Game Chatter: Despite Atlanta’s dominance of the NFC, most experts preferred the six seed Packers to prevail behind the offensive fireworks of Aaron Rodgers and company. What Went Down: Pretty much exactly what the experts preferred. Atlanta took an early lead thanks to a kickoff return from dynamo Eric Weems, but that was pretty much it for the Dirty Birds. Rodgers carved up their defense like a Thanksgiving turkey, completing over 85% of his passes for 300 plus yards and three touchdowns. By the time Atlanta knew what hit them, the Pack had put up 35 straight points on the number one seed. The Saga Continues: Atlanta’s left to pick up the pieces following a crushing defeat that de-legitimized their entire season. Green Bay continues on their run as the six seed no one wants a piece of against rival Chicago. <a href="http://twitter.com/RealSkipBayless/status/26505386387312640">Skip Bayless gloats</a>.

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Bears Put Brett Favre, Vikings On Ice

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Brett Favre started a game he couldn't finish, just like his Minnesota Vikings.


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