#Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber Touched The Stanley Cup But Is He The Worst Celebrity To Ever Do So?

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Pop sensation Justin Bieber got to do what most NHL fans will never do in their lifetimes recently, when he posed for a picture with Lord Stanley’s Cup in the locker room of the NHL Champion Chicago Blackhawks.

Stanley Cup Finals

Scientific Report: Boston Bruins Fans Eased Their Loss With Tons And Tons Of Porn

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If you're like me (a Washington Capitals fan) you have so much time to watch porn.

#PRO WRESTLING

CM Punk Won A Hockey Bet With John Cena, Got To Hold The Stanley Cup

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Former WWE Champion CM Punk made his return to WWE at the Payback PPV in his hometown of Chicago during the home stretch of the Blackhawks' Cup run.

STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS

The Chicago Blackhawks Won The Stanley Cup, And Everybody Loves Gary Bettman

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The Chicago Blackhawks scored two goals in the final 1:16 of play to beat the Bruins out of nowhere and take home the Stanley Cup last night, and in case you missed it, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman gets the same reaction as WWE's Vickie Guerrero.

#MLB

With Leather’s Watch This: The Chicago Blackhawks Can Count

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The Chicago Blackhawks posted the above image to their Instagram account yesterday with the caption “No caption needed.

#COMMERCIALS

Austin's KXAN Ruined Hockey For Everyone

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If you were watching Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals from anywhere outside of central Texas, you saw Brent Seabrook score a game-winning goal for the Chicago Blackhawks in sudden death overtime.

TYLER FAITH

Tuukka Rask Ain’t Care About The FCC

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The Boston Bruins decided to put an end to the Stanley Cup Finals’ perfect run of overtime games last night with a 2-0 win over the Chicago Blackhawks in Game 3.

SYNONYMS

Here Is A List Of Every Synonym For “Pass” That Doc Emrick Used In Game 1 Of The Stanley Cup Finals

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Way, way, way back on Wednesday, June 12, the NHL hosted Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals between the Boston Bruins and Chicago Blackhawks, and after what felt like an eternity, the ‘Hawks wrapped up a 4-3 triple overtime victory.

TAY STEVENS

Taylor Stevens And Her Giant Boobs Are Still Here For The Los Angeles Kings

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Last night, the Los Angeles Kings avoided falling into a seemingly insurmountable deficit to the Chicago Blackhawks in the Western Conference Finals by defeating them 3-1 in front of a fiery home crowd.

NHL PLAYOFFS

NHL Flashback: Jeremy Piven Reflects On Growing Up As A Chicago Blackhawks Fan

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Actor and living miracle of hair growth Jeremy Piven has always reportedly been a Chicago sports fan, as John Cusack’s longtime sidekick was born in New York but raised in Evanston, Illinois.

SHOOT THE PUCK

Danica Patrick Wants To See Hockey Fights, Is Suddenly Great At Hockey

Danica Patrick was first woman to start on the pole at the Daytona 500, led a lap and finished in 8th place.

Sex

The Chicago Blackhawks Had A Tremendous Amount of What Now?

The Chicago Blackhawks are up 1-0 on the Minnesota Wild, and they don't even care about the tremendous amount of sex they had in the regular season.

VANCOUVER CANUCKS

The Vancouver Canucks Green Men Magic Hour, Featuring Niklas Hjalmarsson

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Niklas Hjalmarsson of the Chicago Blackhawks suffered a great indignity on Monday night.

NHL

Important Sports News: Mr. T Scored A Goal At A Chicago Blackhawks Game

Well, during intermission, but still, here's Mr.

ROCKFORD ICEHOGS

Behold, The Kinda-Racist Rockford IceHogs ‘Los IceHogs’ Poncho Hockey Jersey

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"Fiesta" your eyes on the Los IceHogs jersey, a special-occasion alternate for the AHL Chicago Blackhawks affiliate Rockford IceHogs.

#MLB

No Way He Did This Without Tearing Every Muscle In His Body

Yep, that's Frank Thomas shooting the puck at a Chicago Blackhawks game and not immediately collapsing in agony.

violence

And For No Reason, Here’s What Taiwan Thinks About The NHL Playoffs

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My favorite part of NMA World Edition's recap of the rising violence in the NHL Playoffs should be players drowning each other, morphing into literal devils and damage-dealing penguins (.

#Christmas

So Is Everyone In Sports Doing The Ironic Sweater Thing This Year Or What

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If I'd been smart, I would've saved the awkward Arsenal Wishes You A Merry Christmas video and paired it up with this clip of the Chicago Blackhawks making goodhearted, ironic fools of themselves for a holiday-themed white folks in Christmas sweaters Friday Face-Off.

NHL

Todd Bertuzzi Brings East Bay Funk To Preseason Hockey

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The adjective the announcers use to describe this goal is Datsyukian ("of or relating to Pavel Datsyuk"), but to me it was absolutely Isaiah Riderian.


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