NHL PLAYOFFS

NHL Flashback: Jeremy Piven Reflects On Growing Up As A Chicago Blackhawks Fan

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Actor and living miracle of hair growth Jeremy Piven has always reportedly been a Chicago sports fan, as John Cusack’s longtime sidekick was born in New York but raised in Evanston, Illinois.

SHOOT THE PUCK

Danica Patrick Wants To See Hockey Fights, Is Suddenly Great At Hockey

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Danica Patrick was first woman to start on the pole at the Daytona 500, led a lap and finished in 8th place.

Sex

The Chicago Blackhawks Had A Tremendous Amount of What Now?

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The Chicago Blackhawks are up 1-0 on the Minnesota Wild, and they don't even care about the tremendous amount of sex they had in the regular season.

VANCOUVER CANUCKS

The Vancouver Canucks Green Men Magic Hour, Featuring Niklas Hjalmarsson

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Niklas Hjalmarsson of the Chicago Blackhawks suffered a great indignity on Monday night.

ROCKFORD ICEHOGS

Behold, The Kinda-Racist Rockford IceHogs ‘Los IceHogs’ Poncho Hockey Jersey

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"Fiesta" your eyes on the Los IceHogs jersey, a special-occasion alternate for the AHL Chicago Blackhawks affiliate Rockford IceHogs.

#MLB

No Way He Did This Without Tearing Every Muscle In His Body

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Yep, that's Frank Thomas shooting the puck at a Chicago Blackhawks game and not immediately collapsing in agony.

violence

And For No Reason, Here’s What Taiwan Thinks About The NHL Playoffs

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My favorite part of NMA World Edition's recap of the rising violence in the NHL Playoffs should be players drowning each other, morphing into literal devils and damage-dealing penguins (.

#Christmas

So Is Everyone In Sports Doing The Ironic Sweater Thing This Year Or What

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If I'd been smart, I would've saved the <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/arsenal-wishes-you-a-forced-awkward-holiday-season">awkward Arsenal Wishes You A Merry Christmas video</a> and paired it up with this clip of the Chicago Blackhawks making goodhearted, ironic fools of themselves for a holiday-themed white folks in Christmas sweaters <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/friday-face-off">Friday Face-Off</a>.

NHL

Todd Bertuzzi Brings East Bay Funk To Preseason Hockey

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The adjective the announcers use to describe this goal is Datsyukian ("of or relating to Pavel Datsyuk"), but to me it was absolutely Isaiah Riderian.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Jonathan Toews Shows LeBron James How To Deal With Children

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/jonathan-toews-beer-bong.jpg"></a>Over the summer we've shared a video of <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/the-miami-heat-cannot-beat-children">Dwyane Wade losing a game of Knockout</a> and multiple examples of LeBron James <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/08/not-sure-what-were-supposed-to-be-witnessing-at-this-point">having no idea</a> how to <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/07/lebron-james-is-the-best-dunker-at-this-kids-basketball-camp">interact with sports children</a>.

UTEP MINERS

Best Of Luck, Mustached Americans

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The American Mustache Institute has announced its list of 19 finalists for this year’s Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year.

WEDDINGS

'I Went To A Wedding And A Hockey Fight Broke Out'

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While I find the ritual of marriage to be generally positive and beneficial to the advancement of mankind, I generally think weddings are stupid, overpriced and just offensive.

STANLEY CUP

Children Remix Cup Celebration

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There's nothing like a child sports fan.

Stanley Cup Finals

Chris Pronger Has Very Sexy Legs

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With the Philadelphia Flyers on the verge of Stanley Cup elimination on their own ice at the Wachovia Center, the attention has been turned away from tonight’s Game 6 in Philly and focused on the Chicago Tribune’s latest attempt at sports rivalry humor – a graphic portraying “Chrissy” Pronger in a skirt, and declaring that he “Looks like Tarzan, skates like Jane.

STREAM OF BRAINLESS F BOMBS

Blackhawks Pull Ahead 2-0 As Flyers Display Textbook Hockey Masochism

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After a high flying game one that severely deviated from both teams' style of play, game two of the Stanley Cup playoffs reverted back to the hard nosed brand of hockey everyone was expecting.

STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS

Hoc-key? It’s A Chicago-Philly Final

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The Stanley Cup Final will deliver a marquee matchup for the third straight year.

PUSSIES

8 GAMES

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The Chicago Blackhawks had six players go to Vancouver for the Olympics; now they're playing like they're in the Special Olympics.

NHL

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO WATCH HOCKEY

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Big ups to Terry for sending in this online ad of an upcoming Chicago Blackhawks-Minnesota Wild game, inspired by the new film, Where The Wild Things Are.

TAXI CAB CONFESSIONS

KANES ARRESTED FOR PUNCHING CABBIE

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The Chicago Blackhawk and his cousin that punched out a cab driver and stole back the fare they had just paid him were arrested earlier this morning.


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