UTEP MINERS

Best Of Luck, Mustached Americans

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The American Mustache Institute has announced its list of 19 finalists for this year’s Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year.

WEDDINGS

'I Went To A Wedding And A Hockey Fight Broke Out'

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While I find the ritual of marriage to be generally positive and beneficial to the advancement of mankind, I generally think weddings are stupid, overpriced and just offensive.

STANLEY CUP

Children Remix Cup Celebration

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There's nothing like a child sports fan.

Stanley Cup Finals

Chris Pronger Has Very Sexy Legs

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With the Philadelphia Flyers on the verge of Stanley Cup elimination on their own ice at the Wachovia Center, the attention has been turned away from tonight’s Game 6 in Philly and focused on the Chicago Tribune’s latest attempt at sports rivalry humor – a graphic portraying “Chrissy” Pronger in a skirt, and declaring that he “Looks like Tarzan, skates like Jane.

STREAM OF BRAINLESS F BOMBS

Blackhawks Pull Ahead 2-0 As Flyers Display Textbook Hockey Masochism

After a high flying game one that severely deviated from both teams' style of play, game two of the Stanley Cup playoffs reverted back to the hard nosed brand of hockey everyone was expecting.

STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS

Hoc-key? It’s A Chicago-Philly Final

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The Stanley Cup Final will deliver a marquee matchup for the third straight year.

PUSSIES

8 GAMES

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The Chicago Blackhawks had six players go to Vancouver for the Olympics; now they're playing like they're in the Special Olympics.

NHL

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO WATCH HOCKEY

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Big ups to Terry for sending in this online ad of an upcoming Chicago Blackhawks-Minnesota Wild game, inspired by the new film, Where The Wild Things Are.

TAXI CAB CONFESSIONS

KANES ARRESTED FOR PUNCHING CABBIE

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The Chicago Blackhawk and his cousin that punched out a cab driver and stole back the fare they had just paid him were arrested earlier this morning.

NHL

‘DICKIE, THEY’VE ALREADY BUILT THE RINK!’

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I'm still not sure why the NHL has decided to anoint January 1st as their showcase day when every casual sports fan is going to be watching college football instead.

obituaries

SHE DIED OF BOREDOM

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On Monday, an elderly woman at a Blackhawks game collapsed and died.


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