WAGS

ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE WENT TO THE ESPYS

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I know a lot of sports fans, but I don't know a single person who actually gives a shit about who wins which Espy.

#MLB

MARIA MENOUNOS SOMETHING SPORTS

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Yarrrr, 'tis a fresh batch of spicy tuna.

SOCCER

EURO SOCCER FANS ARE NICE TO LOOK AT

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There hasn't been much coverage here of the Euro 2008 tournament, and I'm not a big fan of leaving <a href="../post.phtml?pk=6032">bare-chested men</a> at the top of the page overnight, so I'll close out the day by directing you to the brilliantly simple and simply brilliant <a href="http://euro2008girls.com/" target="_blank">Euro 2008 Girls</a> blog.

SOFTBALL

CARRIE UNDERWOOD PLAYED SOFTBALL

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It's Friday, so it's way easier for me to robotically download and format photos of attractive women than it is for me to try to care about the Belmont Stakes or something, so here are some photos of country music sensation Carrie Underwood playing softball.

POKER

LACEY JONES IS GOOD AT POKER, BEING NAKED

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The World Series of Poker is underway, and it's certainly too exhausting to cover in any sort of detail until the first 80 events are done and the Main Event is winnowed down to the final table from 200,000 douchebags calling every all-in.

NHL

KRISTEN BELL SOMETHING HOCKEY

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Actress Kristen Bell, best known for playing the title role in the WB's popular show Nancy Drew: Vampire Hunter, revealed in an <a href="http://www.nhl.com/nhl/app?articleid=364500&page=NewsPage&service=page" target="_blank">interview with NHL.com</a> that she grew up in Detroit (read: the Detroit suburbs) and is a huge Red Wings fan.

#NFL

IS IT DRAFTY IN HERE?

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As Day 2 of the NFL Draft marches on, you may already be nostalgic for Day 1.

#NFL

EAGLES CHEERLEADERS ARE RELATED

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#MLB

MARISA MILLER IS ATHLETIC

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Marisa Miller threw out the first pitch at a Cubs game this weekend ( </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

POLE VAULTING

POLE VAULTER MELANIE ADAMS: STILL HOT

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NCAA HOOPS

MAM-PHIS VERSUS CANS-ASS: THE WL PREVIEW

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Prior to the NCAA tournament, conventional wisdom held that Memphis and Kansas were the two #1 seeds least likely to make the Finals: the Tigers had attained its gaudy regular-season record via a weak schedule, and Jayhawks coach Bill Self had famously never reached the Final Four.

#MLB

HOW ‘BOUT THOSE WHITE SOX?

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2 of the 3 pitchers who tossed no-hitters last season face each other tonight as <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/preview?gameId=280406106" title="ESPN" target="_blank">Mark Buehrle and the streaking Chicago White Sox take on Justin Verlander and the winless Detroit Tigers</a>.

VANDERBILT COMMODORES

HOT CHICKS > ROBBER BARONS

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OK, my bracket looks like a World War I French battle plan, but I suppose that's what I get for penciling DePaul in on the play-in game line.

SOCCER

SOCCER JERSEYS GOT SEXY, BODY PAINT-Y

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Big ups to the fine people at <a href="http://machochip.com/2008/02/picasso-shouldve-painted-socce.php" target="_blank">Machochip</a> for digging around in the <a href="http://www.bodypaintusa.com/" target="_blank">Vargas portfolio</a> to turn up these photos from a calendar titled "Bodypainting the World Cup 2007.

SWIMMING

HEY WHY NOT

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I haven't so much as written the words "swimsuit issue" since I essentially live-blogged looking at it on Tuesday, but I understand that I'm writing for a pro-Marisa Miller audience, so here she is on Letterman to unveil the cover.

SWIMMING

SWIMSUIT ISSUE: FINAL REVIEW

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<a href="http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5001"></a>Yarrrrrr.

SWIMMING

SHE LOOKS OKAY FOR 29

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Whatever you do, don't read SI's </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

SWIMMING

THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE DROPPED

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SI stopped fucking around with gimmicky cover models and went back to the real deal by putting Marisa Miller on the cover of this year's Swimsuit Issue.

WAGS

VICTORIA’S SECRET AT THE SUPER BOWL

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FAT FUCKS

MARISA MILLER IS MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE

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I feel like crap about having to take a personal day yesterday -- you have no idea how hard it is to make bail when you don't have friends -- so I've decided to make today Sexy Friday.


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