ADRIAN PETERSON

Nike Has Suspended Its Endorsement Contract With Adrian Peterson

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Nike says it's done with Adrian Peterson after the child abuse charges.

ADRIAN PETERSON

The Governor Of Minnesota Wants The Vikings To Suspend Adrian Peterson

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And now Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton has weigh-in on the Adrian Peterson mess.

#NFL

Check Out Cris Carter’s Powerful Statement On Child Abuse From ‘NFL Countdown’

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Cris Carter gets personal while making a statement on child abuse during this morning's 'NFL Countdown.'

#DC COMICS

DC Had A Change Of Heart And Will Let A Deceased Boy’s Memorial Depict Him As Superman

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An Ottawa man raised money for a deceased boy's Superman memorial, but DC was reluctant to approve the use of the S logo.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Penn State Is Paying $60 Million To The Young Men Jerry Sandusky Abused

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Penn State has announced that they'll be paying $59.7 million to the 26 young men abused by former assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky.

#NFL

And Now, The Worst Fantasy Football Tweets You Will Read This Year

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After news broke that Adrian Peterson's son may have been critically beaten, some fantasy football "experts" asked the least important question.

#NFL

Former NFL Cheerleader, Star Molest Children In Very Different Ways

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Don't like reading horrible stories about former sports celebrities molesting children.

WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN

The New Hotness: Organized Toddler Fighting

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As if <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/armenia-armfc-child-mma-boyfights" target="_blank">Aremenian boy barfight MMA</a> wasn't bad enough, today's big mainstream news story tackles the next step down on the boyfighting evolutionary ladder.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Suddenly, Jerry Sandusky Is Explaining How Justice Works

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Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State defensive coach who at the very least showered with young boys, touched their legs in the showers because he's just like Forrest Gump and ended <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/jerry-sandusky-voicemail-audio-penn-state-scandal" target="_blank">a bunch of creepy voice mail messages with "there's nothing really to hide" and "I love you"</a>, thinks it's "unjust" for PSU to be <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/penn-state-punishment#page/1" target="_blank">fined and punished</a> simply because he molested boys there and everyone in charge of him covered it up to maintain the integrity of their football program.

Videos

Lights Camera Jackson and Jay Leno, a perfect match

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Kid Film Critic Lights Camera Jackson (now 13) actually appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last week, but since no one under 65 watches Jay Leno anyway, I don't feel bad not posting it until now.

TOO MANY SIMPSONS REFERENCES

Penn State Update: Mike McQueary Is Testifying Like Ralph Wiggum

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It's still not fun to make light of the Penn State abuse scandal (especially in the wake of <a href="http://www.sportressofblogitude.com/2011/12/15/espn-the-mags-year-in-sports-cover-is-certainly-provocative-but-not-in-a-good-way-pic/">ESPN's horrifying HANDS OFF cover</a>), and <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/16/mike-mcqueary-testifies-i-saw-sandusky-raping-that-boy/">TMZ's</a> latest updates on what's being said during Mike McQueary's preliminary hearing testimony won't make it any easier.

MINNESOTA

52-Year Old Man Punches Eighth Grader In Face For Losing At Basketball

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By way of <a href="http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally">Prep Rally</a> and numerous local news anchors who seriously cannot believe this shit, a 52-year old Eagan, Minnesota, man was arrested and charged with fifth-degree domestic assault for responding to a a youth basketball tournament loss by grabbing his 13-ish year old son with one arm and repeatedly punching him in the face with the other.

white people

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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This video's title is the SEO-friendly "Breakdancer kicking girl knockout", but I have two problems: 1.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Penn State Fans Rioted Over Joe Paterno

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  Sometimes I think that young people in the Third World look at America and they think, “Why can’t I have that.

SOME THINGS JUST ARENT FUNNY

About This Whole Penn State Scandal

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Obviously the general news media is in an uproar over the happenings at Penn State University this week, as longtime head coach Joe Paterno will retire at the end of this season thanks to no other choice from the school’s Board of Trustees, because his former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky allegedly sexually abused children.

SOFTBALL

Teen Girl Softball Takes a Surprising Turn For the Worse

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This is Brigid Lesovsky, a female softball umpire who has been arrested on charges of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old girl.

why god why?

STOP ENCOURAGING THESE CREEPY CHILD MANNEQUINS.

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In what may be the worst decision ever made, according to the Sources say that actor is circling the project, an adaptation of a book by a nine-year old boy revolving around advice on how to deal with the opposite sex.

TRICK PLAYS

NPR Nancy Boy Decries Trick Plays

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By now, if you have basic Internet, then you’ve seen the clip of Driscoll Middle School’s football team pulling a fast one on their opponents, and if you search “Driscoll Middle School” or even “trick play” on YouTube, you’ll get 400 pages of “Greatest Trick Play Ever” and various other verbal celebrations and tributes.

WILLOW SMITH

New Will Smith child abuse video surfaces

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/10/new-will-smith-child-abuse-video-surfaces#more-35141">New video</a> (watch it below) has surfaced of Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's life-sized, 9-year-old promotional doll, Willow Smith, singing her first single, "Whip My Hair.

#music videos

Will Smith's 9-year-old daughter is the hottest rap star in the country

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Earlier this year, Will Smith bought his son Jaden (named after mom, Jada.


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