KARATE KID

Jaden Smith suffered hilarious Chinese child abuse

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I always assumed Jaden Smith just woke up one day yelling "DADDY.

SLUMPUPPIES

SLUMDOG KID GETS KICK ASS HOMECOMING

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Man, the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/slumdog-filmmakers-buy-actors-new-house" target="_blank">Slumpuppies</a>' lives keep sounding better and better.

KARATE

VAN DAMME WANTS ABUSE CHILD, DO KARATE

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Even though <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=4653" target="_blank">JCVD</a> turned an awesome concept into an annoying film school masturbation, it was worth it for bringing Van Damme back into the media spotlight.

PEOPLE I WOULD FIGHT

DOESN’T ANYONE BEAT THEIR KIDS ANYMORE?

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We've already double-teamed one story today so this is pushing it, but this clip I found on <a href="http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=4440" target="_blank">WithLeather</a> is both movie-related and the most ridiculous thing I've seen all day so I had to post it.

TRAILER

JESSICA ALBA IS DEAD BEHIND THE EYES

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Check out the new trailer for The Eye below, or watch the <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10008606-eye/trailers_player.php?IGNMediaID=2208629&playerType=playlist" target="_blank">hi-res version here.</a>  Unlike <a href="http://filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=423" target="_blank">the teaser I posted awhile back</a>, Jessica Alba talks in this one, which, as her <a href="http://video.aol.com/video/tv-punkd-naked-shopper-wilmers-car-housesitter/1719899" target="_blank">Punk'd appearance</a>* proves, is clearly a mistake.


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